Top Three Reasons Why Women Should Never Disappear

1) Bikini Car Washes
2) Dirty dishes
3) Sandwiches

 

Awww I didn't know you were disabled :-(

 

Speaking of which:

4) hot nurses ^_^

 

Like, literally vanish? Left Behind, with only dudes around?

Well the extinction of the human race would be a downside. And of course civilization would break down immediately.

I imagine it'd be a lot like that movie The Purge, but with a lot more gay sex.

I assume if you wanted to break into the gay porn industry, this is a good time to write a spec script.

 

I wonder what a sandwich made by an Amazonian tastes like.

 

hooters stock would plummet.

 

i don't believe there is any good reason anyone shouldn't disappear if they choose to.
of course there's no good reason if it isn't their own choosing or need to do so either.

i would also hazard a guess that a sammich is a sammich, as long as whoever makes it washes their hands furst.

 

Jokes on you. If women disappear so does everyone after about 100 years.

 

some people would argue that's the best reason for women to disappear.

 

Reasons why men should never disappear

1) to work on my car.

Well, thats all i've got. So basically i just need my mechanic and i'm good!

 

That's sexist!

So, do you pay your mechanics in sammich?

 

I would be one of them.

 

durr warshing close derrr

But seriously, intelligence

Though one could argue they're not doing the best job of supplying men with intelligence.

 

Nah, i do his dishes

 

At a sink, or in a dishwasher?

 

Yeah, Hiring guys with man-boobs just wouldn’t cut it



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^That's pretty sexist too. Why can't a man do a woman's job?

That's sexist.

 

someone should inform you of the other better funner cool stuff chicks do..


sex is higher on my list than it is on your list

 

Well I suppose with a little manscaping, laser hair removal, and a Brazilian bikini wax they might look presentable enough


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