Top Ten Things To NEVER Do While Tripping

1) Don't even bother trying to explain to the police officer why you were driving into oncoming traffic with your lights off. And no, holding a flashlight out the window does not count as headlights.

2) Don't try to pick that zit on your face. It probably isn't real.

3) Don't go to the store to buy some of the new drink, Swill, that you just saw advertised on Saturday Night Live.

4) Don't try to light your farts, especially if you have a really hairy ass.

5) Don't try to make a "lemon chocolate milkshake" by mixing lemon juice, milk, and chocolate ice cream in a blender. Lemon juice makes milk curdle.

6) Don't forget to put the lid on the blender when you try to make a lemon chocolate milkshake.

7) Don't keep laughing while having sex with someone who isn't on acid and when she asks you whats wrong the only thing you can say is "I'm cumming in colors."

8) Don't try filling a glass sparklets bottle with butane and then blow into it when it doesn't look like it is lit. The blue flame can be almost invisible. (Damn, eyebrows grow back slow)

9) Don't think you can jump over your friends Ford Pinto even if he is only going 20 mph. It's LSD, not superman pills.

10) Don't try to make homemade fireworks by pouring 1 1/2 pounds of black powder into a coffee can and lighting it on the fourth of July. Sure it makes an awesome tower of flame that is higher than a two story house, but the police show up soon afterwards.


These are all things that I have done or witnessed while under the influence of Lucy. I really don't recommend trying any of them.

 

:rofl: Cumming in colors is glorious.

 

Nice>
dont not have sex while tripping>

 

what!?

 

I never said that. I said "don't keep laughing while having sex"
Sex while tripping is great. How else can I cum in colors?

wait a minute, you said "don't NOT have sex while tripping. So you are saying to have sex while tripping? I agree

 

Is this one ok to try if you actually have superman pills?

 

Lol

 

Do go to the CN Tower
Don't look down for too long

I'm serious too man, don't. Police will catch you if they see you.

 

haha dude i dont think i stopped laughing till i got to ten. haha im still laughing good stuff.

 

11.) Go screaming down the street in the rain like some mutated creature

12.) Wander in to some random dude's house just to see "what's up"

 

lol 12 actually sounds pretty fun

 

13.) go running down the hospital hallways naked, leaping and shouting to the cops and hospital staff "you guys aren't doing SHIT!"

 

14.) fantasize and actually consider it a real possibility to have sex with one of the nurses while laying naked on a hospital bed

 

Did you DO those things ChinaCat?
If you add to the list it has to be something that you actually did or were a party to

I'll clarify my list;

1> I wasn't driving, just a passenger
2> Me
3> Me and Rick (party buddy)
4> Rick (hairy little fucker) I witnessed it....unfortunatly
5> Me, Don and Lisa
6> see above
7> Me
8> Robby (although I did slap him in the face to put the flames out)
9> Rick (I got him the ice pack for his knee)
10> Me, Matt, Craig, Rick thought up the grand idea, but the 50+ people at the party sure enjoyed it, until the police showed up.

Sometimes alcohol was involved, but for sure LSD and weed.

 

haha yea i did all four of those that i posted

 

I take it all in one night and you got to the hospital after wandering into someone's house?

 

I wanna get high with you guys fo sho.

 

nah, 11, 13, and 14 are all from one shroom trip. i went screaming in the rain, then the cops and ambulance came, then i went running down the halls, and then i considered trying to have sex with the nurse.

12 was from the infamous new years eve acid jail trip. don't worry i don't trip anymore lol

 

lol was that your trip report that i read that on? Cause i read one and before he left the house he told the guy 'i'll probably be seeing you again' and then he just went and smoked a cig in front of the garage

then the police came and arrested him lol

 

definatley an lsd thing lol...never actually done it..

walking down the street just WONDERING...'what..what..what are those other humans up to' LOL