Top Ten Reasons for Being Mexican

1.You get to say "hey Gringo"in a gravley voice
2.All the American outlaws come to see you
3.You only need one actor"Cheech"
4.Your national hero is a mouse called speedy
5.You get a revolution every now and then
6.You get a sleep in the afternoon
7.You get on of them stuffed things that you hit with a stick everytime you have a party
8.Zoro will take care of you
9.You get to go to America for a day trip with a free ride home
10.Your Tequela has a worm in it mmm

and Taco's
anyone think of anymore

 

wow. you're so hot.

 

Are you talking about me or Mexico?

 

11. You can go to the US, make a bunch of money, come back, and buy an assload of Oaxaca Gold?

 

[font=&quot]you get to wear Sombreros them big hat things
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oh i love big hats one time i made this hat outta....what is it..oh, polar fleece, that looked like a teddy bear head it even had little ears

 

You getta a gun

 

Is this suppsoed to be amusing?

 

how about ten reasons why i don't care?

 

I see it more as a teaching tool

 

Go for it knock ,yourself out ,have fun hey what you waiting for?

 

it's spelled tequila... and if you can't get them with a worm in, you go to the wrong places

 

I want to go to the Titty Twister and meet Cheech,where if you can spell tequila you have obviously not drank enough!