Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

Psychoanalize them.

 

Bury one and wait for it to grow

 

immerse it in volatile hydrocarbons and ignite it

 

use them to engineer salmonella and contaminate the water supply at the super bowl. .

 

Throw them at squirrels....:cheers2:

 

Pretend to breast feed it.

 

Throw them as high as possible out the sunroof while travelling 75MPH down the Freeway

 

Place them into incubators at the hospital.

 

use it to test the salinity of water (the more readily it floats, the saltier the water)

 

put them in vacuum cleaner hoses of unsuspecting housewives.....

 

They're just the right size to put into some pool filter intake pipes......

 

Place em in Hell's Angels tailpipes.

 

go to the hospital and have them removed after following the previous suggestion.....

 

Place them in a urine sample jar, then fill the bottle and return the dr.

 

present it to the doctor as a fecal sample. for added effect, cluck when doing so.

 

Drop it in the clam chowder at the salad bar.

 

take it to the state fair and ask them to deep fry it, shell and all

 

Dip it in chocalate, then white chocolate and give it to a traffic cop.

 

Lightning Rod

 

Paperweight