Top 100 things of most productive things to do with old people

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  1. bird_migration

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    100. Make purses out of their skin.
     
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  3. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    99 ride them like you ride the dog
     
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    98. Throw them out of a boat.
     
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  7. Bloody_Kisses

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    this is turning me on
     
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    Everything seems to turn you on.
     
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  11. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    97. Get money from them.
     
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  13. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    96. amway salespersons.
     
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  15. Bloody_Kisses

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    well almost everything does
     
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  17. prism

    prism :o

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    95. take their vitamins.
     
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  19. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    94. tease them with food on fishing poles
     
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  21. JohnnyATL

    JohnnyATL Banned

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    94. push them down stairs
     
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  23. FrozenMoonbeam

    FrozenMoonbeam nerd

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    93. Stuff them and make bookends
     
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  25. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    92. Polish their bald heads to glitter like the sun.
     
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  27. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    92. tear them up for parts
     
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  29. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    91. Have sex with them...it feels like sandpaper!
     
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  31. Bloody_Kisses

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    ooh i like this idea....
     
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  33. Fractual_

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    88. sell them on the black market
     
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  35. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    87. harvest their sex organs to use in black magic rituals.
     
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  37. backtothelab

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    ^^where did you learn to count?


    90--get in front of them, and drive even slower than they do
     
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    nimh ~foodie~

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    87. Use their seniors discount card. :)
     
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