Top 10 Vegetarian Pickup Lines

1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
2. May I take your picture? It's for the World's Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
3. Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
6. What's your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
9. I'll eat Hip Whip on anything.
10. How do you get your protein?

 

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How do you do it when your all so undernourished?

 

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Would you like to see my zucchini?

 

Oh I'm quite nourished.

 

crazy-horse we are actually known to do it quite well

 

Pick-up lines are immature and wrong. They lead to underage sex, drugs, alcohol, and other evil things, even rock music, set by Satan himself as a trap.

 

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