Top 10 Vegetarian Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'Vegetarian' started by Avocado Noni, Apr 28, 2007.

  1. Avocado Noni

    Avocado Noni Member

    1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
    2. May I take your picture? It's for the World's Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
    3. Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
    4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
    5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
    6. What's your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
    7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
    8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
    9. I'll eat Hip Whip on anything.
    10. How do you get your protein?
     
  2. Sage-Phoenix

    Sage-Phoenix Imagine

  3. Crazy Horse

    Crazy Horse Member

    How do you do it when your all so undernourished?
     
  4. Avocado Noni

    Avocado Noni Member

  5. Would you like to see my zucchini?
     
  6. Duckie

    Duckie Member

    Oh I'm quite nourished. ;)
     
  7. crazy-horse we are actually known to do it quite well
     
  8. Jesus Saves

    Jesus Saves Junior Member

    Pick-up lines are immature and wrong. They lead to underage sex, drugs, alcohol, and other evil things, even rock music, set by Satan himself as a trap.
     
  9. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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