1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please? 2. May I take your picture? It's for the World's Sexiest Vegetarian competition. 3. Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion. 4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it? 5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix? 6. What's your favorite thing to do with agave nectar? 7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty. 8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now. 9. I'll eat Hip Whip on anything. 10. How do you get your protein?