Top 10 things one should never do in a random African country.

1. Try to assassinate their most famous secret agent.

 

did it. succeeded.​

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Well done, did you use a poisoned umbrella?

 

no i used numbchucks. but i will continue with the list...​

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Number 2. Have sex with the villagers with no protection.​

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number 3 tell them u have a cure for aids and then say JK!

 

4. Suck on a dick that has all sorts, kinds and forms of lumps on it.

 

#4: Show up in an ole-timey boat wearing old-timey clotes and carrying shackles screaming "All aboard!!!"

 

I did #4 already, please delete your post or change it.

 

Or you could just edit it

 

You didn't do that one, bird! You're lying and you're insane!

 

Changing equals editing, therefor I already said that.

 

Show up in a period British Army Uniform and Claim The land in the Name of King and Country..might cause some hassle...again...

 

Sorry I misread. I though it said ...delete "and" change...

 

This thread is not about what I did, it is about what you should never do.

 

You're so crazy. I love you.

 

Can I take that as a proposal?

 

#6 Smack a lion, actualy don't do this anywhere.

 

What else could it be???

 

7. Ask a random cannibal what his favorite bodypart is.

 

Either way I say: yes!