Tomorrow is going to be hell.

Tomorrow is the day I've been dreading for over 2 weeks.

Here's the story. There's these 2 girls, each of them in a different class of mine. I've been trying to "get to know them". I wouldnt like fuck them or anything because I have a girlfriend but I just like to let girls admire me if they want to.

So basically I got to know both of them really well, they both asked me if I wanted to dance with them at the dance (the one thats tomorrow). I told them both yes. I didn't know they were actually looking forward to it but yesterday one of them told me they couldn't wait and today the other one told me they were excited to.

Now I'm fucked. I have a girlfriend and she's gonna be there (with me obviously) and now those girls are both gonna come up to me at one point and then they'll all find out about how I told them both yes when I had a girlfriend.

I don't know how I got myself into this much of a pickle. I know my girlfriend won't break up with me because she knows me to well and will realize that I'm just a god damn idiot and just be pissed at me for a day or two.


Fuck, it just seems like it's not fair because both of those other girls asked me right in front of groups of their friends and stuff so I can't really say "no I don't want to dance with you".

God damnit. I'm dumb.

 

can't you just tell them you have a girlfriend? if not just pretend your sick or some bullshit and just dont go to the dance, at least its better than having your girlfriend really mad at you

 

quit being a bitch a burn cc..

 

haha. Oh I wish my problem were as simple as that.

 

cough... ah.. what theres a problem. ??

 

tell the two girls that you only said yes because you heard the were coke head sluts that would blow you and let you snort coke of their ass cracks...yeah that would work

 

well i think sitcom culture would tell us that you need to try to take all three of them to the dance. just be prepared for when it all blows up, albeit humorously, in your face

 

God damn, I've been trying to come up with solution and I ca't think of anything.

I guess I'll just have to face it.

 

so that's pretty much this post in a nutshell...

just kidding, kinda, i mean you've been dreading this for two weeks? so you've had plenty of time to do something...

if i were you i would
A) hope for a three way (JK)
B) just go to the dance and hope for the best
C) make some lame ass excuse for not being able to go with two of them
D) Stop being a dumbass
E) not go at all.


i would probably go with A or C... D is a given

 

Come on CC.
You got more brains than that.
The epic thing to do would be to tell those two girls in front of your g/f and some other people how you were just trying to humor them, and you never thought you would actually have to dance with wolves.
Being fat and ugly are prime reasons to throw out there.

People will laugh, your g/f will think she is "special".

You will get taint.

Pictures of taint required.

 

haha lol
let me know how it goes!:sifone:

 

yea i was JK about A at all.... no way, you'd just look like a perv. just to clear things up,

 

a dance is a dance, is A dance. your girlfriend gets the first and last, no question. each of the other girls gets 1 dance, only. explain to your girlfriend that these other girls asked you for a dance, etc, and that you just wanted her to know beforehand.
15 is an awkward age, especially when it comes to deciphering female emotions.

 

I was actually thinking if everything goes completley wrong I'll just say "so....you girls wanna come over and fuck?" with a smile on my face.

It's worked in movies and I'll be damned if it doesnt work for me.

I just dont want to see the crushed look on their faces.

I've had bad experiences at dances, I always hurt someone. Like the time some ugly chick came up to me and asked if I wanted to dance and I replied "with who?"

I didn't even mean to make it sound mean I just couldnt believe she'd ask me to dance so that was the first natural tihng I thought to say.

 

This is probably what I'm going to do though.

Unless the group sex idea works out.

 

If group sex doesn't work, I offer a solution:
Rape.
Pretty simple.

 

I don't rape.

I pleasure by force.

 

Don't fuck with girls emotions. If one of them doesn't kill you on the spot then they will both team up to ruin your girlfriend's life.

Then there's always the possibility that one of the girls will run home and kill herself.

Good job. I hope you make yourself look like an asshole in front of most of your school.

 

MarcoWasRight.

You have too much morals to post here.

 

Just pretend your deathly ill and don't go.