Toilet paper wastes a lot of paper..

I was just thinking of the amount of toilet paper that goes out. Most of that shit just goes straight in the toilet. Who else agrees they are wasting too much paper?

 

Is this a new trend of threads

 

Gooood morning,

toilett paper is for milksops. Grab a good handfull of gras and leaves to wipe your behind. And watch out for thistles .

Regards
Gyro

 

Dude! Those are poison ivy leaves!

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

Toilet paper is just another one of those necessary evils.But pink toilet paper should be banned.I think toilet paper should be black.

 

Thou shalt not use more than 2 sheets at one "go"!

 

Stick To White Or Recycled, Any Coloured Paper Contains Dyes, And The

Chemicals In Dyes Can Cause Some Very Annoying Butt Issues...

Trust Me, GLEN Is An Expert On The In's And Out's Of Butts....



Cheers Glen.

 

Hello,

well, then you better don't have to poop the next few weeks .

Regards
Gyro

 

Other things to use:

Wool, lace or hemp, rags, wood shavings, leaves, grass, hay, stone, sand, moss, water, snow, ferns, apple plant husks, fruit skins, seashells, and corncobs.

 

No thanks for the sea shells and stones. Not sure about the wood shavings either.

 

1 up, 1 down and 1 to polish.... easy

 

so is this the parody thread or is the other thread the parody?

 

The other thread is the parody.This is the real shit.

 

QFT......:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

Excuse my ignorance...What does QFT mean?

 

Quoted For Truth...



Cheers Glen.

 

I don't agree.
I mean if you are using it to wipe your butt or blow your nose, you are using it for it's intended purpose, so not wasting.
But if you use TP to stuff your bra, decorate the neighbors yard/house, wrap your friend up like a mummy or soak wads of it in water and
throw it up on the ceiling in the boys restroom so it dries and becomes a permanent fixture for decades to come, now those are all wastes of toilet paper,
but wiping poo and flushing it, that what it's intended for.

silly people.

 

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Cheers Glen.