inspired by Odon, what are a few thoughts from the past 24 hours? today I wondered ... if my cat was plotting to kill me if a shrink ray had been invented to make it easier to pull dead plants from the ground if there was a way to intravenously injest coffee without the hassle of boiling the kettle.
today I wondered if she was interested...she seemed to want to keep talking about mundane things and I'm not sure if she is just weird or was just interested in spending more time with me. I also wondered if they will move that pile of dirt
Today I wondered: What is that smell? Who's number is that? Why do I watch such crap on TV? Conclusions: A package the other nights chicken dinner came in Pre-payed cell owned by an ex I have deeply rooted issues I am unwilling to come to terms with...
Today I wondered (amongst other things): Social Networks. What do I smell like? How come a hair cut makes me feel sexier.
Today I wondered Why is the house so dirty? What time should I get up and clean it? Whats that girls name that I hung out with today? Wheres the time gone, its almost thanksgiving!?
today i wondered.... Even though I get a free flu shot through work, do i really want one? what if all the conspiracies surrounding vaccines are true? can my coworkers tell i havent washed my hair in days? can they tell i'm a dirty ass hippie outside of work? Why do i look so run down and exhausted? do i have cancer? am i a hypochondriac? does he love me? or love me not? love me? love me not? why is my cat's face so swollen..will i be able to afford the vet bill? will i be able to handle putting her to sleep? amongst other things....
Will I manage to get the rest of the packing done today? Should I wear heels and impractical clothing even though it's pouring down with rain? Am I shallow for considering that? What shall I have for breakfast? Are crisps really an option, or shall I get dressed and go downstairs?
Today I wondered, Why the hell my one teacher is such a bitch, If my other will accept me on facebook, When it will stop raining, and When I'll find something to eat.
Today I wondered why does doing so little always seem to hurt so much? What is the price of tea in China? Will I ever manage to work out how to cope with complex family relations? Why oh why did I have to pay £3 for 5 minutes worth of parking when going to get bloods taken? Will they ever finish the road works?
Why am I getting up at 5pm in the evening? Should I be archiving over 15,000 images before the figure doubles in a years time? Why does none of the film making software on my pc work anymore? How has that window managed to stay in the frame without falling on to a car below? Will she still be excited to meet me in 3 weeks time? Will she appreciate a piece of art sprayed on a wall near her house? Is that creepy or romantic?
Today I wondered: Wow, is it really 2pm? Is the library open on a Sunday? How is it possible for it to rain so much? Will the next 5 months be as grey as today?
today I wondered ... if I'll ever have kids of my own ...if I should paint it before selling it ...if I should insure it and switch
I wondered what exciting things id get up to this coming week. I also questioned how many cats do my new neighbours have...Plus i speculated that many ppl live in that house.
I wondered why euthanasia wasn't available to the healthy. I wondered if I should lose a little bit of weight. I wondered if my Ms right was out there, or if I actually wanted a Ms right. I wondered why my poo was so fascinating.
You need that dietitian woman from tv that examines people's poo all the time. And you probably do need to lose weight Take some laxatives. Think of all that fascinating poo.
I've heard of her, I think. I found a Facebook group called "Inspecting Poo"...the creator is my type of woman, but she is from NZ... Thanks. I've taken some nutella...not sure if that will help or hinder me. I think I should shed 1stone...through poo? Mmm, not sure it is possible. Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gillian_McKeith
Is wondering why nobody warned me that spraying romantic art everywhere can get you fined Is wondering if Oden would like to meet my ex? She started a poo club and was obsessed with watching me poo and letting me see her poo and taking photos of...you get the picture... ...and it's not pretty! And she's living in a town near you! Is wondering if it's worth flying about on his bike today as his tyres have worn down he's bound to catch a puncture! Is wondering why fixing punctures is so satisfying..almost therapeutic.
I'm not THAT fascinated. I was just concerned because I generally have about 3 different shades on any given day. She sounds a tad unhinged. Anyway, I only date women within a 3 mile radius of my house. So, thanks but no thanks. All this is meaningless if she is hot, between the age of 25-35 and willing to travel.
