To set the record straight...

I have been the victim of numerous accusations and even so called compliments regarding the erroneous notion that my ministry which is of course God's ministry is some sort of unreasonable attempt at humor and the only thing I can state in answer to that bizarre charge is that there is nothing funny about the Fact that 99% of the world's population that has died is now roasting in the FLAMES of the wrath of the Almighty not to mention 99% of everyone who is alive now or who will ever be born. Amen.

This is the sort of sick twisted mockery which has been so widely propagated by television shows like The Simpsons and South Park and the show about Beevis and his sidekick with the name too obscene to even mention and it is this very sort of mockery and scoffing at the Truth of the Scriptures that has caused this once-great nation of ours to fall into the depths of depravity and lawlessness. Amen.

However this sort of glee at trying to mock the One True Messenger of the Lord God Jehovah who is of course myself will not seem so funny when you are standing before Jesus as He sits at the right hand of God the Father and looks into the Lamb's Book of Life only to find that your name is not there and has never been there because you were too busy yukking it up with Bart and Cartman and the rest of the animated unbelievers to obey my instructions to get saved today although I think at that point you are truly going to wish you were one of them since cartoon characters will not be burning in HELL but YOU WILL unless you go pray the sinner's prayer:

to be continued

 

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dude, if you really look at the facts, which you probably didn't, there is no real proof that jesus, or "god", (as you guys call it) even existed. So, you're pretty much spilling out corparate bullshit. You know who has the same exact views as you? The KKK. Hitler, too. They were all holy and had faith in "god", but that didn't stop them from killing innocent victims that they thought would burn in hell if they weren't saved by the so-called almighty. Everybody is the same as everyone, just with different cultural and ethnic backgrounds. It's stupid, ignorant fuckers like you that start wars and causes panic and parinoia. BlueBong83 is right, go preach to the choir, your mindless, brainwashed fucking choir.

P.S: I dont capitalize god or jesus because I believe they're existence is pure propaganda and bullshit.

 

"Butthead" is too obscene, huh...?

 

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now go wank off and let the rest of us burn in hell in peace.. ok?

 

In order to avoid HELL and become a Christian right now all you have to do is get down on your knees and bow your head and close your eyes and pray this prayer:
"Dear God first and foremost I thank you that the events of my sin-coated life up to this point have led me to this website which You have commanded Your evangelist to post so that I might find the One True TRUTH which is Salvation from my sick sick unrighteousness by being washed in the blood of the Lamb of God which takes away the sins of the world and I plead with you by the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ not to send me to the home I so rightfully deserve which of course is the everlasting fiery vat of HELL but instead to bundle me up in the arms of sweet sweet Jesus so that I may find peace with You Father through faith in the supreme sacrifice of Your Only Begotten Son unlike the masses of sinners who are blazing toward HELL this very minute because they choose through their lust and homosexuality and abortions to believe a lie!!! instead of the Truth which your holy evangelist who night and day concerns himself only with the salvation of our precious precious souls and who will never give up until the last pornography-spewing homosexual pedophile is safe in the arms of Your Only Begotten Son Jesus where he belongs has posted on this web site according to Your Word which is the same Holy Word delivered to the world as that Word given through Abraham and Issac and Jacob and of course all the writers of the 1611 A.D. edition of the King James version of the Holy Bible which clearly states that we are all as an unclean thing and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags and we all do fade as a leaf and our iniquities like the wind have taken us away and there is none that call upon Your name or that stir up themselves to take hold of You for You have hid Your face from us and have consumed us because of our iniquities (Isaiah 64:6,7) and Lord we who believe the truth of this web site and of Your Word know that the rags referred to in the Isaiah passage are commonly believed to be menstrual rags and that is the best we can do as wanton sinners who prowl this earth looking to satisfy our lusts of the flesh like Mother Teresa who is sizzling in the fiery HELL right now as she was not a worshipper of Jesus Christ but instead she was a worshipper of the Great Whore of Babylon which is also known by a less sinister name which of course is the Roman Catholic Church (Revelation 17:1-10) but I thank You Lord that I don't have to go to HELL like Mother Teresa who clearly knew all along that the most effective way to get her wish which was to swim in the LAKE OF FIRE with Satan and to feel the worms eating her flesh along with the rest of the Romanists who of course are busy right now squirming in their vats of lava-grease like strippers in a Sodomite nightclub was to reject Jesus Christ as her personal Lord and Savior by rejecting Your message which is one and the same with the message of this web site which is from You which is clear and the same can be said for all those so-called Christians who reject You in favor of the Romanist system which is based not upon Your Word but upon their fallible "reason" which as any True Christian knows that so-called "reason" is the tool of the Antichrist which he loves to loan to the False Profit to deceive the feeble-minded into taking medication which will only make them stop believing that their thoughts and actions are inspired by the Lord God Jehovah (Isaiah 29:10) and to instead falsely believe in their cause of promoting the homosexual agenda and of promoting the use of pornographic images to incite masturbation and of promoting the killing of innocent babies for the titillation of feminists and satanists who will not be nearly as titillated when Jesus Christ sits at the right hand of God the Father and sees that their names are not written in the Lamb's Book of Life before he boots their smart behinds down into the greased slide that empties into HELL but to a much hotter HELL than the others because they are truly agents of Satan and will sup with him on unrepentant bile in the belly of the beast at the bottom of the lowest lava pit in the SEVENTH HELL. Amen."



Amen! Now that you are a Christian you will want to know how to live your life for God instead of the devil and the best place to learn that is posted here. Amen.

 

*gets on her knees...* ooh look a peanut

ok look man, why are you coming on this forum, no ones gonna listen to you! you're just pissing people off here..
i suggest that you take your bible elsewhere..

 

LoL @ Sara! That's MY peanut!

My father's a deacon -- yes, I'm the son of a preacher man -- and you sound like him on crack. When will you zealots realize that trying to scare people into believing you is not EVER going to work.

Next he'll want some money. Why the hell does God always need money? If he can make a virgin pregnant with a son who can make water into wine, he should make dog poop into cash.

And if "heaven" is filled with people like you.. I'll take my chances in the fiery pits of damnation -- please & thanks

 

you took my peanut.. *sniff*
sooo.. you're a son of a preacher man.. not that makes things a lot more interesting... *naughty grin* haha

but you're so right! Guys like him always try to scare us 'sinners' into believing them.. "if you don't believe in God you will burn in hell" oh no.. then i guess i have to believe in God

I don't believe in your heaven and hell... i think everyone ends up in their own special place when they die. Or maybe we just end up dead.. so as long as my coffin is comfy.. i'll be happy

 

mother teresa going to hell!? you sir are a wack job!!

 

Why do you care where people go after they die? Why cant you just live your own life and let others worry about themselves?

Not that I'm gonna get an answer or anything.

 

That's it.
Believe me, I have tons of patience, but you are just too much!
Listen to me, you moron, I tried to be as polite as possible, but I've had enough.
You are preaching hatred, not love! By the way, love never grows where fear has been sown.
And I would appreciate it if you stopped talking shit about Mother Teresa, she really cared about people and devoted her whole life to helping others, so leave the woman alone! You have no respect for no one but yourself!
You are just a narcissist!

 

hey hey hey hey hey now....

as the lone flaming ball of narcissism on this board, I ask that you please take that back. He ain't no narcissist. :H

 

How many "One true messangers of God" are we going to get on here? we're averaging about one a week now.

 

all i can say about this thread is that mother teresa devoted her life to humanity! especiely the children!! this man that started this thread seems to want to elevate himself to a position that he knows he is not worthy!!! and i truly feel sorry for him and hope that some day comes to understand the devine!!

 

I have to admit the OP is playing one heck of a character.

Part troll, part satire.

 

Hey,

Religion...is the opium of the people..
the ones who tell us..that we have sinned..
are often the biggest sinners of all..
and what Mother Teresa is concerned..
i stayed once 3 weeks in Calcutta(India)
if you see the misery of a dying child in the
streets there..just starving because of misery..
you would not write what you state here..
and by the way...that's not why i posted here..
i'm a motorcycle freak...and Iron Goth...
what a bike..a Shovelhead Harley...
enjoy your wings of freedom..
and we don't need religion for that

 

Dear unsaved backslidden sister who wants me to "give up" (as if!) on the salvation of your precious precious soul I will never give up until the last pornography-spewing homosexual pedophile is safe in the arms of my brother Jesus where he belongs.

 

if jesus and god truely love everyone, no matter what, why will they burn in hell? cause if they love everyone than they wouldnt make them suffer.


Or is it like one of those abusive relationships? 'I hit her cause I love her'

 

You want Jesus to hold homosexual pedophiles in his arms?