to beaver, or not to beaver

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Burbot, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

  2. the_dude

    the_dude Senior Member

  3. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

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    Gee I don't know Burbot. What if mom and dad find out?
     
  4. fruit bat

    fruit bat All dumplings are real.

    AHAHHAHAh That's one of the dirtiest things you've ever done Trevor. :D I like it. :D

    Ahahah . :D Woo.
     
  5. *Ewan*

    *Ewan* Member

  6. sundust

    sundust Member

    Squirrels are bad luck around me

     
  7. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I once witnessed my district's congressional representative get attacked by a squirrel.

    Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
    and she shows it off to all her friends.
    One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
    So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
    Along came Lou with the old baboon
    And said "Recognize that smell?"
    "Smells like seven layers,
    That beaver eats Taco Bell."
    Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
    And he travelled with the carnival shows.
    He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
    And he candied up his nose.
    He got wind of the big brown beaver
    So he though he'd take himself a peek,
    But the beaver was quick
    And grabbed him by the kiwis.
    Now he ain't pissed for a week.
    (And a half!)
    Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
    And she stuck him up in the air.
    Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
    And I wish I did have a pair."
    Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
    And it gave us all an awful fright.
    So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
    And the bastard tried to bite me.
    Wynona loved her big brown beaver
    And she stroked him all the time.
    She pricked her finger one day and it
    Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
     
  8. WhisperingWoods

    WhisperingWoods too far gone

    Right, so how many of you guys will be donating to the Shave the Beavers Foundation?
     
  9. vagina squirrels......
     
  10. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Shave the beatles?
     
  11. Queen of the Pomes

    Queen of the Pomes Ed's With Me Here

    ahah wtf burby :D ew :D
     
  12. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

    Right on George....well..the first thing you said.

    That song rules.
     
  13. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

    hey...i didnt search for it...i found it on a fishign forum :rolleyes:
     
  14. Queen of the Pomes

    Queen of the Pomes Ed's With Me Here

  15. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

    ive got something along the4 same lines...from the same fishign forum...

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  16. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

    AmishparadiseL: no acatual song really but at the end turtles go
    AmishparadiseL: a how how how
    Other Sn Broken: okay
    AmishparadiseL: okay
    AmishparadiseL: when u say okay it makes me think of u getting fucked in the ass
     
  17. led zppelilin fan

    led zppelilin fan read this and die!!!

  18. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I'm guessing you're using a bicycle to power your computer.
     

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