Tips To Young Guys On How To Get Laid

i dont think ballsy woman scare him. just girls that put words in his mouth piss him off. and as for you generalising woman: just because you are a woman doesnt mean that all woman like what you like. sorry but you are kind of a liar cause you said youd leave and never come back to this thread. and trust me there are plenty of "schoolgirls" that are plenty experienced, just because you didnt get it good in high school, doesnt mean other girls didnt. you make more assumtions then bill orielly and rush limbaugh combined lady, and youve made all woman to look like robots that just want a hubby and children, and not random, wild sex. so relax and take a midol lady. this thread is meant for "young men" cant you read a title properly?

 

Another post full of assumptions and generalisations, all of which are completely inaccurate. Well done, there.... You look as daft as the man you are defending, now.

It must be a man thing.... *rolls eyes*

Indeed, the very reason I jumped on this thread was because I am a woman that likes sex, and I saw very little in the 'tips' that impressed me!

Anywys, I am off now, 'cos this thread is full of people I keep having to repeat myself to, and it is boring me rigid.... Clearly, none of you are ever going to get it, so good luck with the ladies, boys; you will need it.

 

the words "I" and "me" sure pop up alot in your posts about woman in general dont they?

 

may i redirect you here?

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108928

 

dude thats a little harsh

 

You're putting words in rangerdanger's mouth yourself. Fight your own fights and quit starting shit on this board.

 

yeah i guess it was harsh... oh well she seems to have tough skin.

 

Heh heh.
This girl, who refers to her vagina as "ladybits" and mentions her and her g/f's peeing their pants sounds like about 13 or 14.
One who's been indoctrinated that if a guy wants to screw a girl he better cough up a ring first.
Pissed off that a guy like me has scored mucho pussy without being married. And now has the nerve to tell other guys how.

She also seems to have America's severest case of pms. Or maybe permanantly on the rag.

Anyway, guys, that's the kind of woman to avoid at all costs. It's fact she's validated a lot of what I say.
You're gonna meet people like her in real life. Those are the ones to aoid at all costs, these speedbumps on the road to pussy paradise.
Stick to nice girls who like sex without strings (lots of 'em out there, which really ticks 0grrl off).

 

"It must be a man thing...."

You are so right 0grrl, it's something beyond your capacity to comprehend, cause you ain't got a cock (those rubber ones you use on your g'f's don't count).
You'll never know how it feels to ram a cock all the way into a woman and fill her full of hot jizz.
And then have her suck your cock clean as a way of saying "thanks" for fucking her stupid.

In some society's women are segregated from everyone else while they're menstuating. You are the poster child for them.

She doesn't want guys to find out about women by fucking a lot of them, and she doesn't want people with lots of experience like me telling guys about it.

 

You really think your silly, unfounded lesbian/dildo/whatever cracks are getting to me, don't you? Oh dear, that's a bit tragic, isn't it? Why are you still here, trying to upset me with your inanities? Don't you have virgins to deflower, or something

I'm a big grown-up lady, not a little schoolgirl knobhead! Silly little braggarts with nothing to talk about but tits and arse don't bug me; Why would you think they would?

Every time I come by here, I see you have made yet more posts, containing the same old tired assumptions (that I have disarmed more than once), because you are so wound up, you cannot think of anything else to say to me!

Just read what you wrote in tose last two posts, and tell me you cannot see what an utter prick you are making of yourself? That the hole you dug gets deeper every time you open your lying, peurile mouth?? If you can't then I pity you.... you are clearly stupid, to boot.

It is glaringly clear whose cage has been rattled here, darling, and it sure isn't mine! The dross in the two posts above proves that.

Just so we're clear, by the way, the friends I referred to weren't just a handful of ladies I kick about with in real life; they are also several forums full of thousands of people, both men and women, of all ages and persuasions. Every single one has laughed hard at your posts. Hell, I laugh a bit harder every time you post more nosnsense you have dreamed up about me; in fact, if I didn't know better, I'd think this dumbarse thread was turning you on a little

So you carry on mate; you have given me the biggest laugh I have had all week. Well, since the last time a bloke like you tried to pull me, in fact. I love sex, but I prefer it with real men....not jokes like you.

I'd be very interested to know how old you are... You'd be amazed how much you have given away about yourself without even realising it...

No, she just isn't offended by the copycat quips of silly little boys.

I also think it's rather pathetic that you have ganged up on me with Ranger; do you fancy him, or something? Only, I hear he isn't fussy...

 

"You'd be amazed how much you have given away about yourself without even realising it..."
Is that supposed to bother me?
I live in CA., where MJ is legal if one has documentation, which I do, so I'm not worried.
I don't sell (haven't since '00; the statue of limitations has passed) so your poorly veiled threat has fallen on deaf ears I'm afraid.
And all the women I've had sex with since I turned 18 have also been over 18, so sorry darlin.
I also no longer chase skirts, it takes too much time and effort and my plate is full caring for disabled people. I have a few ladies on booty call; that's good enough for me at this point in my life.

You cannot stop me from giving advice on how to cultivate MJ or bed women.

You continue to be a perfect example of the kind of woman to avoid, so thanks for that, you're actually helping me.

You criticize me for bringing up the possibility of you being a homosexual, then you turn around and do the same thing to me. Typical frustrated chick response.

 

0grrlits funny that you are just as quick to make gay cracks as the man that you ridicule (in the same post no less). if you remember i said that i dont completely agree with either of you but some points from both of you i agreed with (thats right, i agreed with a few things that you said). i must say though that as posts from you multiplied your points were blurred by your apparent hostility towards ranger. a blurring that is constant when hostility comes into any argument (note i said argument, not fight). also i originally pointed out your own generalisations and was automatically faced with your wrath. i think you can kinda guess his age from th fact that he was sexually active in the 60s (hence older than you, whatever happened to respect your elders lol) you are just as guilty (if not more) of generalisation of your own kind. your letting your own experience cloud your argument. if you dont see it, fine. dont be such a bitch to me just cause im standing up for my opinion, formulated from thinking for myself when faced with different viewpoints. im not ganging up on you im pointing out the mistakes in your argument, thats all.

oh and im hetero, not a faggot (not that theres anything wrong with that)lol

 

"In fact, all my female pals have pissed their pants reading this thread."
Amazing how your female pals have suddenly morphed into thousands of men and women.
Maybe you should learn the difference between being laughed with and being laughed at.

The fact that you are now threatening me with whatever (the "I know where you live" insinuation) indicates that you realize you've been whupped. By a man no less; that must really stick in your craw.

Are you getting the feeling that you're being played like a violin by a master musician yet?

 

Well if what Ranger syas is so far off why don't you give us some tips?

 

i thought you were done with this thread

 

well i read the first three pages this morning but im not reading anymore, its probably just been more of the same. nice ranger i dig it but i can see why people would be offended. either way its just people talking to people, if its not true they will find out for themselves anyways. its the old flow of things....

 

Women are complex creatures that I will never even in 5 lifetimes be able to understand 100% It's not possible. I'm just glad I found one who likes me

 

hahahaha imbacill..

 

You think I was talking about drugs? And you think I am bothered enough by you to 'threaten' you? Wrong, on both counts, darling. My word, aren't we paranoid? I'm also a medicinal MJ user, incidentally.

What I meant was, I am trained to read people from their actions, choice of words etc etc, and you have given me a ton of psychological fodder. So, thank you. I am currently drafting a paper about an idea this thread gave me; I may even be paid, so thank you very sincerely.

One very minor thing: Where exactly did I say I was 'criticizing' you for calling me a dyke? You percieved that; I didn't say it. I have been called harsher things by much more important people than you. I understand exactly why you are repeating the same tired old non-insults, though, and it simply does not work with people like me; sorry about that, darling.

Thank you one final time for being predictably angsty, repetitive and juvenilic in your insult attempts. The fact that you actually think you are bugging me, when it is blatantly clear it is the other way around is hysterical and pathetic, all at once. I can read you like a book, mate...you're the genuinely 'textbook' one here, not me.

And I still say; you can deny it all you want, call me every adjective you can think of, but you know what? If you met me, and I offered it to you on a plate, you wouldn't turn it down in a month of Sundays. We both know it.

 

zerogrrl ur making me become affraid of women , fucking hell ....

but then i know there are plenty girls you can actually have fun with, so then again meh.

but yeah step or shut up, you should give ur owns tips since ur so fast to critise and diss