tiny penis'

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Boogabaah, Feb 8, 2009.

  1. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    how come in old stautes and painting.. the male nudes always have TINY penis'? have penis' become larger over the last few hundred years?
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    artists tend to have small penises. this is why they got into art to begin with. so when they paint or sculpt a penis, they make it even smaller than their own in order to feel better about themselves.
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    maybe it was just really really cold back then
     
  4. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    hhmmm... interesting theory.. i don't even have a penis.. maybe thats why the one penis i have drawn is about this _____ big.. really it is!
     
  5. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

    maybe the models were assholes so the sculpter/painter gave them tiny nobs just to annoy them and get their own back .
     
  6. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Well i have heard that the penises were made smaller as to not detract from the real male beauty (suppose to be the rest of the body.)
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    whattaya mean small?
     
  8. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

  10. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

  11. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    maybe its evolution
     
  13. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    The chains are an interesting feature of this statue, i wonder if it has any metaphorical meaning? being chained to his own dick, he looks rigid and tormented.
     
  14. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    okay okay to be fair NOT ALL ART form the past have tiny penis'... but it seems like most classic european styles of art.. they have tiny penis'... was is because religion was harsh on people then?
     
  15. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

    Yuropean men have small penises :eek:
    That's a fact.
     
  16. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

    plural of penis is penises.

    penis' is singular possessive, so you are essentially saying something belongs to said penis.

    also, i think it used to be fashionable to have a tiny dick.

    also, both boog's examples are from Michelangelo... jus sayin.
     
  17. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    noooo :(
     
  18. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

    Well, remember the French guy and his penis ?
     
  19. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    I assume it was small, tell us so we may feel well endowed. :p
     
  20. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    Hmm thats a point :(

    but but what about this guy?? :eek:

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