tight pussy

Its raining in Sydney today, and the neighbours arent home yet.

The neighbours cat has been visiting all afternoon.

I went to feed Sparkles and he just hissed at the neighbours cat, wouldnt share, its not like their isnt enough food to go around, he's such a tight arse


In other news, I couldnt get my wedding ring off, so I just put my hand in the blender. Its ok though, it was my left hand. If it was my right hand I'd get pretty cranky every second day or when i have a headache

 

......:rofl::rofl:



Cheers Glen.

 

wha?

 

Buddy, you think you've got problems? This guy was angry about some gas my friend stole from work and he meat cleavere'd him to death. I tried to help but he hacked off most of my left foot. I managed to disarm him but he just went and took a shit on the car, so I called the police.

 

This makes me laugh every time.

 

Hissing does not mean Sparkles is a tight pussy....theres an air leak somewhere. Plug it up with some ground up hand parts.

 

Hissing, no. Fart noises, probably got a tight one.

 

all the cats i know tend to be somewhat loose skinned. owing to having from time to time been fatter then they are now. even the one who eats until it makes him sick, and the getting sick doesn't seem to bother him at all.

 

It's not really hissing. It's queffing.

 

that would be queefing, honey

 

No...Queffing is something totally different. :smash:

 

if you say so. never heard of kweffing before.

 

Well...word!

Queefing is a sudden, brief sound.

Queffing is a more prolonged sound, like hisssssing.

 

lol.. i'd never have thought this was about vaginas

vanilla gorilla wrote it.