tight pussy

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. Its raining in Sydney today, and the neighbours arent home yet.

    The neighbours cat has been visiting all afternoon.

    I went to feed Sparkles and he just hissed at the neighbours cat, wouldnt share, its not like their isnt enough food to go around, he's such a tight arse


    In other news, I couldnt get my wedding ring off, so I just put my hand in the blender. Its ok though, it was my left hand. If it was my right hand I'd get pretty cranky every second day or when i have a headache
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter


    ......:rofl::rofl:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. la Principessa

    la Principessa Old School HF Member

  4. Hedgeclipper

    Hedgeclipper Qiluprneeels Nixw

    Buddy, you think you've got problems? This guy was angry about some gas my friend stole from work and he meat cleavere'd him to death. I tried to help but he hacked off most of my left foot. I managed to disarm him but he just went and took a shit on the car, so I called the police.
     
  5. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    This makes me laugh every time.
     
  6. calgirl

    calgirl Senior Member

    Hissing does not mean Sparkles is a tight pussy....theres an air leak somewhere. Plug it up with some ground up hand parts.
     
  7. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Hissing, no. Fart noises, probably got a tight one.
     
  8. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    all the cats i know tend to be somewhat loose skinned. owing to having from time to time been fatter then they are now. even the one who eats until it makes him sick, and the getting sick doesn't seem to bother him at all.
     
  9. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    It's not really hissing. It's queffing.
     
  10. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

    that would be queefing, honey
     
  11. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    No...Queffing is something totally different. :smash:
     
  12. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

    if you say so. never heard of kweffing before.
     
  13. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Well...word!

    Queefing is a sudden, brief sound.

    Queffing is a more prolonged sound, like hisssssing.
     
  14. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

    lol.. i'd never have thought this was about vaginas

    vanilla gorilla wrote it.
     

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