Tiger: 1 Humans: 0

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by *MAMA*, Jul 29, 2013.

  1. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    May all those involved in animal cruelty (I.e. the circus), be butt raped by a randy tiger.

  2. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    He was trying to make a timan.
  3. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

    can you imagine the scratch marks on youre back,far worse than a woman with long nails,btw have you got long nails mama?
  4. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    I bet he never worked without a net again. :)
  5. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

  6. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

    Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
    even though he now takes it in the behind.
  7. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    The tiger should've eaten him afterwards.
  8. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

    Maybe after anal sex he was too tired to get into fellatio. ;)

  9. Right Right. :D (I've been listening to a decent amount of sublime lately too)....

    so, this... this was real? this really happened? That's terrible. I mean, I mean, circuses are terrible too- I know. For a split second I once considering taking Cason to a circus.. because he loves a lot of the things in circuses (not clowns!), but then I got rid of that idea, as I know I could never do that.
    but... the that's terrible because... yikes, just imagine that happening-not too be too graphic or disgusting, but I'm sure a tiger is a little... large? Ouch. Geezus... :leaving:
  10. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    Lmaoooooooooo. I've heard tigers are very selfish lovers. haha

    It didn't even register to me that he was quoting Sublime.

    The only reason I would take my kids to the circus would be if they had protest signs in their hands :p. Human performers are fine, but I'll never take them to one with animals.

    That performer for a taste of what it's like to have sex with CarlosDanger!
  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

  12. CarlosDanger

    CarlosDanger Member

    tigers never f@#k with Carlos

  13. Carlos fucks with tigers.


  14. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

  16. hehe, he made that one easy peezy
  17. Willy Blue

    Willy Blue Senior Member

    Just as well the tiger never insisted on a BJ to, not sure tiger sperm would taste to great and having tiger testicles on your chin is just to damn close for comfort.
  18. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

  19. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

  20. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    Did this happen in the center ring?

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