Tiger: 1 Humans: 0

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by *MAMA*, Jul 29, 2013.

  1. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    May all those involved in animal cruelty (I.e. the circus), be butt raped by a randy tiger.

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  2. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    He was trying to make a timan.
     
  3. wobs

    wobs Senior Member

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    can you imagine the scratch marks on youre back,far worse than a woman with long nails,btw have you got long nails mama?
     
  4. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I bet he never worked without a net again. :)
     
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    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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  6. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
    even though he now takes it in the behind.
     
  7. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    The tiger should've eaten him afterwards.
     
  8. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Maybe after anal sex he was too tired to get into fellatio. ;)
     
  9. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Right Right. :D (I've been listening to a decent amount of sublime lately too)....


    so, this... this was real? this really happened? That's terrible. I mean, I mean, circuses are terrible too- I know. For a split second I once considering taking Cason to a circus.. because he loves a lot of the things in circuses (not clowns!), but then I got rid of that idea, as I know I could never do that.
    but... the that's terrible because... yikes, just imagine that happening-not too be too graphic or disgusting, but I'm sure a tiger is a little... large? Ouch. Geezus... :leaving:
     
  10. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    Lmaoooooooooo. I've heard tigers are very selfish lovers. haha


    It didn't even register to me that he was quoting Sublime.

    The only reason I would take my kids to the circus would be if they had protest signs in their hands :p. Human performers are fine, but I'll never take them to one with animals.

    That performer for a taste of what it's like to have sex with CarlosDanger!
     
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  12. CarlosDanger

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    tigers never f@#k with Carlos
     
  13. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Carlos fucks with tigers.

    :2thumbsup:

    :afro:
     
  14. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    :leaving:
     
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  16. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    hehe, he made that one easy peezy
     
  17. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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  18. jimmyjoe1

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    ^^^lol..:D
     
  19. Tyrsonswood

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    Did this happen in the center ring?
     
  20. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    :smilielol5:



    hahahahahaha


    I think it was during rehearsal.
     
  21. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    Haha! Ya know, at first I was sad the tiger didn't kill him, but now I'm kind of happy he has to live with the trauma that surely follows being butt raped by a jungle cat.
     

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