Tid-bits

What tid-bits should I know about you?

 

I'm having my testicles removed

 

can you give em to me?
i'd put em on top of the tv, or use em as christmas decoration

 

I'll trade the left one for some oxy's...........

 

I am being serious.

 

ummm....

i can spend up to 6 hours online at one time
i watch south park religiously
i can do a handstand
i drink water like a fish
i like your threads/ posts, hiro

 

If I got a nickel for everytime someone's called me Bob...

I'd be broke.

 

Thanks I try

Thanks for replying seriously.

 

I'm not, never have been, and am not going to be ever.

 

I know you never are

 

if I were serious just for 30 seconds, I would have a stroke and die. seriously....

 

Haha you might have a stroke now, or was that under 30 secs?

 

I am a dreadfully serious person despite my deflections of humour

I worship at the altars of well prepared food and objectivity

I prefer reinventing the wheel to having information handed to me... always seemed like cheating

I have 20-05 vision which means that if someone w\ 20\20 has to be 5 feet away from something to see it clearly I can see it clearly from 20 feet

stephen kellogg was my first favourite authour, then issav asimov, then walter r brookes, then tolkien, then eddings, then robert jordan and now I don't do favorite authors any more....

I hope to master the basics of cooking by the time I'm 25

I hope to be a complete master of all things food by the time I'm 30

 

way under 30..... I can't let things get to serious here cuz of all the drugs....my heart is beating fast enough as it is

 

STOP I love them!

 

i love these new gelcaps i've been getting......dont have to crush anything, just dump n sniff

 

People eat Methadone around here like candy.

 

i like wine a little too much

a stripper once let me swirt her with a syringe full of coconut milk

 

candy is good

 

deal