Three's A Crowd

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  1. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 grains of diplomacy Lifetime Supporter

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    I managed to get a (male) checker at my local supermarket to blush furiously this afternoon. I'm still chuckling thinking about it.

    So, I'm in one of the express check-out lines (15 items or less) with about half a dozen items. There's one customer in front of me and one behind me. Now, the store has a policy that, if there are more than three customers in any given line, they (the store) opens another check-out line to keep folks from having to wait too long. Anyway, two more customers get in line behind me, bringing my line's total to five. The checker, a clean-cut, twenty-something guy, picks up the mike and announces, "There's a crowd!" (This apparently is the store's idea of calling for backup and being cute at the same time.) Seconds later, the customer in front of me is done and it's now my turn. He starts ringing up my items.

    "Three's a crowd, huh?" I said to him.

    He said nothing, but gave me one of those Aren't we clever? looks.

    "You know," I continued, smiling, "in my personal experience, under the right circumstances... no, it's not."

    He took a second to process it mentally and then turned beet red.

    I guess he wasn't expecting to hear that sort of remark from anyone, let alone a sixty-year old guy with a grey beard and matching hair! :)
     
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  2. nympho man

    nympho man Member

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    I agree. Three can be far from a crowd lol. I'm sure that young fellows wheels were really turning after you left lol
     
  3. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 grains of diplomacy Lifetime Supporter

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    Judging from the expression on his face, I think it's more likely that they seized up! He just looked a little too clean-cut to entertain the idea of participating in such perversions! ;)
     
  4. nympho man

    nympho man Member

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    Well, at any rate it gave him something to ponder on for a while lol. They are some guys that my wife and I have met that has no interest in a threesome. They would love to fuck my wife without me knowing but wants nothing to do with being around another guy.

    Anywho, it's definitely not for everyone lol
     

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