Thread Killers

How to kill a wonderful thread.

- Posting Your Nonsense Chatter
- Posting Your Fookin' Song Lyrics
- Changing the GADdamn subject
- Bringing Prior Conservations in from other threads or PMs
- Bringing Your Chips on Your Shoulders In
- Bringing In a horrible sense of humor
- Failing to Post Naked Pictures of Yourself (Ladies only!)
- Failing to Regard How Wonderful the Thread Is
- Being a Stiffly Stifferson

 

I break 75% of those everytime I post.

 

Well, shamey shame on you, Hack.

 

Todd Rundgren
TITLE: Bang the Drum All Day
Lyrics and Chords


{Refrain}
I don't want to work
I want to bang on these drums all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on these drums all day

/ D DC G GC / / / /

Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don't want no candy, I don't need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing 'til I got blisters on my hand because

/ A - - - / Bm - - - / A - - - / E - G - /

{Refrain}

When I get older they think I'm a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
But my licks was so hot I made the teacher wanna dance

And that's why
{Refrain}

Listen to this - every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated, the boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head

 

that reminds me I need to get some oranges later
S

 

I really, really like eggs.

 

Keep it up, dickheads.

 

Abusus non tollit usum

 

Sorry Libertine.. The thread was wonderful and I truly appreciate it.. I'm just going through a really rough time right now..

 

I always try to bring in the horrible sense of humor, but I also like to look at naked photographs of the girls.

 

I like baked goods...

 

Pssshhh...you're just cranky because you're so horny Lib.

 

Most baked goods include aggs as ingredients.


I like eggs.

 

Stinkfoot. I have a question for you.

Do you like eggs?

 

killing thread in 3.....2.....1...just kidding

 

Another beautiful thread...shat upon. By you...you Libertine haters.

 

Behold the power of the dark side!

 

Shat or shart? Shat means you really did go, right? But shart, isn't that when you think it's going to be something else but it comes out as...oh nevermind.

 

And I am such a sensitive and gentle soul... how could you?

 

lyrics make more sense sometimes, i dont think my tunes are irrational, eh