This thread is about marrying me...

.. Ok, this must be the most boring Tuesday ever. I'm going to entertain myself and ask random questions. Ok, lets say I married a girl in the US and got a permanent stay there. If I owned a house in the UK and in the US would I be able to go and fly to either country whenever I felt like it and for as long as I liked? Hmmm? Now Seamonster stated that I could do this.. which leaves me with some questions...

1. How much cash do you want to have a shotgun wedding with me?

2. Will you also sign a prenuptial agreement? :tongue:

 

By this way this thread is hypothetical and therefore not breaking the law :leaving:

 

We could negotiate if I was single.... However...

Hypothetically though if I was single, you'd just have to pay your share of the daily expenses and be my slave.

 

It is indeed ironic that we posted the same thread with the same idea.

Must be something in the air.

 

I'll marry you for...........hmmmm......

5 bucks and all the lint in your pocket.

And I will sign a prenup, and long as I get half your lint.

I care not for money, just lint.

 

Ok.. thats just too good to be true.. define 'lint' :spliff:

 

Stupid marriages... their getting in the way of my business plans

I could do that.... Yeah!

 

Silly, funny boy.

 

Don't knock it darling.. money 'talks'... :tongue:

 

I told you to name your price. Haha.

 

I like to barter... I need to evaluate the whole package.

 

Unfortunally I guess I cant be legally married twice so negotiations end.

Bah.

 

Stupid marriage vows Is anyone else up for it?

 

How long will that marriage last for??!!?

If we like each other can we stay together? (even though it was initially a 'foot in the door' so I can get some US property) atriot:

 

Sure...What the heck...my family's British too so you'll fit in. I'll even sign a pre-nup. I just request good sex, that you take me to fashion week every year, that my MA is paid for and a party buddy. Deal?

 

Wow.. your No.1 on my list right nowarty:

Can I still work cold beers during our time together?

 

Ohhhh also strip club trips...once a week and I get a lap dance with the stripper who has the nicest tits.
Do marriages like this exist? I would love to some day find a guy who doesn't get jealous at the strip clubs, who loves to go out and party...and I'm not talking that weird festival shit...that's not partying ya'll are just nutty, makes a decent living, is funny, loves to travel and is open to threesomes.

 

as long as you crack one open for me too...

 

OMFG!!11 You fell straight out of my dreams :tongue: Do you accept PayPal? (for the wedding ofcourse).

 

it's good you found bella...cause i hear you spill beer?
you would be eaten alive by my family
anyone that spills beer cannot be trusted :tongue: