This or that

This games so simple I could pee myself, you have two options, you choose and give your reasons and post two more choices up.

first choices you have to wear

your mums clean knickers or your grandmas dirty bra- which is it??

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clean knickers .....


so would you rather lick

a strangers fingers or a dogs butthole?

 

strangers fingers, then depending on who it is I might continue to the rest of the body

continueing on the licking butt hole theme

would you lick
A dirty humans butt hole
or
A clean cats butt hole
S

 

A clean cat's butthole
those things are fucking pristine
Would you rather have a tumor in your brain or autism?

 

thats a very good one, I think i'd know where i was working with with a tumor, they might be able to cut it out or do some work with it, so where i am now -tumor.
but if your asking me to be born with something I'm not really sure

know when your going to die (as in someone telling your future)
or
be ignorant of it
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Stay ignorant of it..I don't believe that the future is set in stone. I wouldn't want someone telling me when, because I'd be arguing with myself over the issue until that day came to pass.

Hmmm..We'll do a shallow question..

Would you rather be skinny, & ugly in the face..

Or

Have a beautiful face, on a three hundred plus body.

 

Pretty face and fat. You can fix overweight, but you can't fix ugly without a nasty surgery.

Ok...

Would you rather be found innocent of a murder you committed or be found guilty of a murder you did not commit?

 

innocent, cause your life is ruined if your found guilty
this is one for the girls or girley guys!!


would you rather have
flowers every month
or
a ring every year
from your lover
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Flowers every month. I don't have enough fingers for over ten years of rings. And flowers are nicer.

Would you rather:

Get mauled by a bear?
or
Contract an incurable disease?

 

people are coming up with really good ones, I'll say disease cause of advanced health care I may have treatment just to keep me alive and at the very least if it kills me quickly i'll probably end up in some scientic journel, not the one where you bleed through the skin though please.... ok i'm rambling now.

would you rather have
A) best relationship ever
B) best career ever
S

 

Hmmmmmm.... I'd have to go with the relationship, because a job's a job (or a career a career), but love is different and harder to come by.

Would you rather:

Have a sex change?
or
Lose the use of your sexual organs?

 

i'd have the sex change then i could experince life as a woman
a) day out shopping
B) night in with friends, film and a good bottle of wine
S

 

Night in with friends because I have crazy Social Anxiety Disorder. And who can resist a good bottle of wine?

Would you rather have:

Really hairy knuckles?
or
Really hairy toes?

 

I have really hairy toes, so really hairy knuckels, to feel how the other half lives.




dodge dart or ford mustang

 

Ford Mustang, cuz I have no idea what a Dodge Dart is....

Would you rather:

Have the absolute best sex of your life for only one night, and the rest of your life have bad sex?
or
Have mediocre sex for the rest of your life?

 

I'm so relieved you answered the car question, cars bore me big time, I'll go for the average sex, because if I never had the great sex again i'd end up really bitter

sci-fi
or
Horror
S

 

Cars bore me too, so I figured I'd answer it to get it out of the way. Anyway, definitely Horror. I love horror movies and novels to an unhealthy extent.

Would you rather:

Live in the country?
or
Live in the city?

 

The country, I'm already in the city. Blah! ..The grass is always greener..

Would you rather:

Die from the death penalty? (we'll go with lethal injection)
or
Be kept alive in prison until you die?

 

Death penalty all the way. I don't want to rot in a cell while I could be free to roam the afterlife.

Would you rather:

Eat an innocent live rat?
or
Kill an innocent human being?

 

I'm veggie and all animals are innocent but I'd have to go for the rat in this instance.

would you rather
A) have sex with an animal of your choice
B) have sex with your girl/boyfriend with your parents watching
S