This odd?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by salmon123456, Dec 9, 2008.

  1. salmon123456

    salmon123456 Member

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    Not so much about masturbation, but still wondering if anyone does this. sometimes I will go to a magazine rack and look at the maxim, bikini mag or nude photo book in front of people, mostly women who I wouldn't normally find attractive (or who I feel wouldn't find it offensive).... anyone else ever do this? I feel wierd about it...
     
  2. masturbationguy

    masturbationguy Member

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    hot. would make my dick hard getting all horny looking at nakaed women in front of an unattractive woman. would make me think she's horny and would masturbate to the fact of her thinking i'm going to be jerking off to these pics later. I'd love to fuck ugly and old women
     
  3. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    Depends on how you do it. If you look strange, it probably getting you a wierd rep. If you just move in and sit down and look, you might get a hand on your crotch. Or do I live in a hornier part of the universe than most?
     
  4. salmon123456

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    yea, hand on the crotch would work just perfect :) Only wish that kind of stuff actually happened... it seems so logical that she would get horny thinking of me looking at naked women in front of her, then tip her off that I am in the mood... therefore getting a hand... only if this were the case
     
  5. does2

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    Usually it goes one hand on crotch, then one hand as high as I can reach.... preferably holding something shiny.
    This is how I get surprise butt sex going.
    Good luck, guise.
     
  6. OldTroll

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    A shiny baby's rattle works best for me by far .... 63.7% success rate.
    A pink ostrich feather works well too .... 48.2% success rate.
    A huge black dildo .... 31.5% arrest rate.

    YMMV
     
  7. does2

    does2 Member

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    I knew those stats were lying somewhere...
     
  8. OldTroll

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    ... ^^^ ...

    don't be a smart-ass just because today's your birthday! [​IMG]
     
  9. does2

    does2 Member

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    Today I get to be a 20 year old asshole.
    Not a teenage asshole.
     
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