This may soud a little crazy, but if you were an alcoholic drink what would you be???

Hmmmmm........it's a weird question. But now that I think about it, it's kinda hard to say what I would be. I guess I'd have to say that I would be:




Tequila



That way when people would drink thwe whole bottle, the person who got the worm would feel my distinguised effects of MY LIFE. Pretty creepy eh?!?!?!?!?

 

Sparks.

no, actually I think I'd be: vodka.

 

tequila doesn't have a worm...you'd be mezcal...if we wanted to be picky...sorry no offense ment..i just take pride in my alcohol
i'd prolly be tequilla myself, because i often make people either really happy and naked, or really angry and fighting
but mainly that is my biased choice because i love tequila

http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=15001

^according to that quiz i'm ABSINTH....

and another quiz i'm sex on the beach....
You Are Sex On the Beach



When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth.
You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you.
So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks.
Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins!

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatalcoholicdrinkareyouquiz/
heeheehee....i'm bored....

 

Well If I'm going to be an alcoholic beverage I might as well go all the way


How about the most expensive bottle of red wine ever sold, a bottle of Château Margaux 1787 at $225,000



Hotwater

 

Long Island Iced Tea


Tastes good but it'll sneak up to kick you in the ass!

 

I'd be a brown ale...or maybe a pale ale...depends

 

You Are Rum

You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way

 

probably champagne.. i am bubbbly and sweet and burp a lot hahaha

 

A pina colada! I love my rum and sunbathing on the beach!

 

Reminds me of Twista..

[Verse 1: Twista]
I know you heard the terms chicks are like cars
Well I treat bitches like drinks
When I step in the club and by out the bar
So let me quench my thirst with you and a friend
Instead of the juice & gin
Why don't I pour out the drink and you hop in
Glass full of ass for a true motherfucker
With that that turquoise Coogi on
You remind me of a blue motherfucker
Your friend was sexy when I seen her in Prada
But I think Gina was hotter
Cause her skin tone was like a piña colada
I saw two Japanese chicks that got bodies
So I ordered them a mai tai and hot sake, then I got cocky
And asked them do they come to this club a lot
Well ya got a brotha hot
Hop in my bubble drop
Can I get a double shot?
Or get wit these two mamacita's one wit the karma of margarita
The other one like two shots of tequila
And they all fine I really don't know what to think
As I get bubbly and choose and try to figure out

[Chorus: Highbeam]
What's my favorite Drink?
Girl can I sip on you
Sip on you
[4x]
What's my favorite drink?

[Verse 2: Twista]
Don't want the middle Cosmopolitan ass
I like the one that makes your face drop like a Neopolitan mast
No telling what these thick bitches would do
Reminiscent of a big old pitcher of brew
But hit ya like a slow screw
Dip in a strip a club in LA with a bankroll
Where the weather ain't cold
So I can see some hoes slide down a poll
I met two dancers named Moet and Cristal
I was checkin they style
We had a session It was wet it was wild
Then I dug these two twins thick wit Hennessey one was Remi Red
With skinny legs
Both of them game to give me head
With a little bit absolute vodka for they homie Tasha
Tell her to come closer
So y'all three can give me a Sammy Sosa
If I was mayor I would campaign ass
Drunk politician with women swimming around the champagne glass
Drink so much that I might hurl in the sink
And if you ask me why
I couldn't figure out

[Chorus: Highbeam]
What's my favorite Drink?
Girl can I sip on you
Sip on you
[4x]
What's my favorite drink?

[Verse 3: Twista]
If you would suck my soul
I shall lick your funky emotions
Look at that big old donkey you toting
I wish I could pour some of you in a bishop's cup
And have a toast wit King Boo
And celebrating the fact that you thick as fuck
I holla Church cause its pimps in the party
Let me sip on ya body
Get a good buzz of ya like you lemon Bacardi
Or a long Island havin sex on the beach
Or in the 'llac sunroof let back with the tech on the seat
Got a red bone I call her strawberry daquiri
Bring her back for me
Carry packs for me
Had her suck off my facultay
Got a little mamma name Mimi
Who remind me of Martini and Asti Spumante
How she move to my cd
I got a chocolate chick who deep throat
She help me shake up dope
She the complexion of Crown Royal and Coke
And they making it hard for me to decipher and think
As I get bubbly and choose
And try to figure out

[Chorus: Highbeam]
What's my favorite Drink?
Girl can I sip on you
Sip on you
[4x]
What's my favorite drink?

[Outro: Highbeam]
Hennesy mixed wit some of that Alize
Gimme a shot of that Remy
And a whole lot of Tanqueray
Keep it comin with that Cognac
Pop the Moet lets sip on that
Naw playa put ya money back
Cause these drinks on me
Give me a bottle of that Belve'
Long island iced tea
Hook me up a martini
All these dinks on me
I want to have a sex on the beach
How about a gin & juice for me
So put away ya money G
All these drinks on me

 

some red wine i guess

 

Hemlock

 

I'm a straight shooting whiskey mama.

 

***You Are Whiskey***


You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl
You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
Every day, in fact. And make that a few.

 

I'm liquid cocaine.

Oh yeah.

 

the quizzes:
BEER
YOUR BEER, YOU CHEAP BASTERD, YOUR CHEAP, DIRTY, AND YOU COME BY THE PINT!

You Are Rum
You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way

(didnt they mispel bacardi?)

anyway, id say im more of a wine cooler than anything else. blackberry merlot by arbor mist to be precise. either that or vodka and pineapple, or vanilla vodka and pomegranate pop, cuz theyre all sweet, delicious, fruity and alcoholic

 

ABSINTH
YOUR ABSINTH, YOUR CRAZY AND YOU MAKE PEOPLE HALLUCINATE, GOOD FOR YOU!

 

i got the same ones as you! we're like twins!

 

Sake

 

Whatever it is the girls are using for those body shots. hahah


Quiz gave me absinthe. Says I really prefer other drugs to drinking.. that's pretty much true.