This may soud a little crazy, but if you were an alcoholic drink what would you be???

Discussion in 'Beverages' started by beautifulhippie2, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. beautifulhippie2

    beautifulhippie2 TyeDyeChicka!'s a weird question. But now that I think about it, it's kinda hard to say what I would be. I guess I'd have to say that I would be:


    That way when people would drink thwe whole bottle, the person who got the worm would feel my distinguised effects of MY LIFE. Pretty creepy eh?!?!?!?!?
  2. wiuf

    wiuf Member


    no, actually I think I'd be: vodka.
  3. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    tequila doesn't have a'd be mezcal...if we wanted to be picky...sorry no offense ment..i just take pride in my alcohol [​IMG]
    i'd prolly be tequilla myself, because i often make people either really happy and naked, or really angry and fighting [​IMG]
    but mainly that is my biased choice because i love tequila [​IMG]

    ^according to that quiz i'm ABSINTH....

    and another quiz i'm sex on the beach....
    You Are Sex On the Beach


    When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth.
    You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you.
    So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks.
    Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins!

    What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
    heeheehee....i'm bored....
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Well If I'm going to be an alcoholic beverage I might as well go all the way :)

    How about the most expensive bottle of red wine ever sold, a bottle of Château Margaux 1787 at $225,000 [​IMG]

  5. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Long Island Iced Tea

    Tastes good but it'll sneak up to kick you in the ass! [​IMG]
  6. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

    I'd be a brown ale...or maybe a pale ale...depends
  7. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

    You Are Rum

    You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
    You are also pretty picky about what you drink
    Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way
  8. probably champagne.. i am bubbbly and sweet and burp a lot hahaha
  9. TigerLily77

    TigerLily77 Member

    A pina colada! I love my rum and sunbathing on the beach! :)
  10. PoisonedPenny

    PoisonedPenny Member

    Reminds me of Twista..

    [Verse 1: Twista]
    I know you heard the terms chicks are like cars
    Well I treat bitches like drinks
    When I step in the club and by out the bar
    So let me quench my thirst with you and a friend
    Instead of the juice & gin
    Why don't I pour out the drink and you hop in
    Glass full of ass for a true motherfucker
    With that that turquoise Coogi on
    You remind me of a blue motherfucker
    Your friend was sexy when I seen her in Prada
    But I think Gina was hotter
    Cause her skin tone was like a piña colada
    I saw two Japanese chicks that got bodies
    So I ordered them a mai tai and hot sake, then I got cocky
    And asked them do they come to this club a lot
    Well ya got a brotha hot
    Hop in my bubble drop
    Can I get a double shot?
    Or get wit these two mamacita's one wit the karma of margarita
    The other one like two shots of tequila
    And they all fine I really don't know what to think
    As I get bubbly and choose and try to figure out

    [Chorus: Highbeam]
    What's my favorite Drink?
    Girl can I sip on you
    Sip on you
    What's my favorite drink?

    [Verse 2: Twista]
    Don't want the middle Cosmopolitan ass
    I like the one that makes your face drop like a Neopolitan mast
    No telling what these thick bitches would do
    Reminiscent of a big old pitcher of brew
    But hit ya like a slow screw
    Dip in a strip a club in LA with a bankroll
    Where the weather ain't cold
    So I can see some hoes slide down a poll
    I met two dancers named Moet and Cristal
    I was checkin they style
    We had a session It was wet it was wild
    Then I dug these two twins thick wit Hennessey one was Remi Red
    With skinny legs
    Both of them game to give me head
    With a little bit absolute vodka for they homie Tasha
    Tell her to come closer
    So y'all three can give me a Sammy Sosa
    If I was mayor I would campaign ass
    Drunk politician with women swimming around the champagne glass
    Drink so much that I might hurl in the sink
    And if you ask me why
    I couldn't figure out

    [Chorus: Highbeam]
    What's my favorite Drink?
    Girl can I sip on you
    Sip on you
    What's my favorite drink?

    [Verse 3: Twista]
    If you would suck my soul
    I shall lick your funky emotions
    Look at that big old donkey you toting
    I wish I could pour some of you in a bishop's cup
    And have a toast wit King Boo
    And celebrating the fact that you thick as fuck
    I holla Church cause its pimps in the party
    Let me sip on ya body
    Get a good buzz of ya like you lemon Bacardi
    Or a long Island havin sex on the beach
    Or in the 'llac sunroof let back with the tech on the seat
    Got a red bone I call her strawberry daquiri
    Bring her back for me
    Carry packs for me
    Had her suck off my facultay
    Got a little mamma name Mimi
    Who remind me of Martini and Asti Spumante
    How she move to my cd
    I got a chocolate chick who deep throat
    She help me shake up dope
    She the complexion of Crown Royal and Coke
    And they making it hard for me to decipher and think
    As I get bubbly and choose
    And try to figure out

    [Chorus: Highbeam]
    What's my favorite Drink?
    Girl can I sip on you
    Sip on you
    What's my favorite drink?

    [Outro: Highbeam]
    Hennesy mixed wit some of that Alize
    Gimme a shot of that Remy
    And a whole lot of Tanqueray
    Keep it comin with that Cognac
    Pop the Moet lets sip on that
    Naw playa put ya money back
    Cause these drinks on me
    Give me a bottle of that Belve'
    Long island iced tea
    Hook me up a martini
    All these dinks on me
    I want to have a sex on the beach
    How about a gin & juice for me
    So put away ya money G
    All these drinks on me
  11. myself

    myself just me

    some red wine i guess
  12. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

  13. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    I'm a straight shooting whiskey mama. [​IMG]
  14. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

    ***You Are Whiskey***

    You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
    That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl
    You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
    Every day, in fact. And make that a few.
  15. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    I'm liquid cocaine.

    Oh yeah.
  16. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

    the quizzes:

    You Are Rum
    You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
    You are also pretty picky about what you drink
    Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
    Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way

    (didnt they mispel bacardi?)

    anyway, id say im more of a wine cooler than anything else. blackberry merlot by arbor mist to be precise. either that or vodka and pineapple, or vanilla vodka and pomegranate pop, cuz theyre all sweet, delicious, fruity and alcoholic
  17. Kastenfrosch

    Kastenfrosch Blaubeerkuchen!! HipForums Supporter

  18. i got the same ones as you! we're like twins!
  19. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

  20. WhisperingWoods

    WhisperingWoods too far gone

    Whatever it is the girls are using for those body shots. hahah

    Quiz gave me absinthe. Says I really prefer other drugs to drinking.. that's pretty much true.

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