This isn't another lies thread

Really it's not :daisy:

 

I believe you.

 

Okay.....

 

That's the best lie I ever heard :2thumbsup:

 

it isn't?

Oh,that's good-coz I'm not going to post here anyway.

 

I'm believe everything everyone says here.

 

absolutely :2thumbsup: , with out a second thought

 

Pull The Other Leg, It Plays Jingle Bells...:xmasnut:



Cheers Glen.

 

I own the World Record for catching the largest ever amoeba.

 

My biology teacher once asked me what was the plural of amoeba, so I said "several moebi"

 

I've finished work! Ho-ho-ho and all that.

I'm really not looking forward to having a few days off,getting up at civilised hours.

 

I have the weekend off.

 

My Christmas present from me came as a TOTAL surprise!

 

I love the midnight to 8AM shift.

 

I have LOTS of things to do,INCLUDING partying with all my guests,so-I have to go as they're clamouring for my attention.



Honest.

 

I was a paragon of sensible drinking all over Christmas

 

I've been drunk as a skunk having quaffed at least a gallon of whiskey for Christmas.

 

pull two legs together an you'll get silent night :rofl:

 

Or you may lose an eye.

 

And another thing, I'm really glad to have found a messageboard that never strays from the topic at hand.