This is the nova?! Fan thread because we all love her. :)

Sometimes that can feel good.

 

haha thats true. but u can masturbate too. u dont need a dick for that. u just do it differently.

 

Where are the high five guys when you need them. :tongue:

 

ahh, penis power syndrome.
I predict a bright future for you....

 

No one said masturbate, she said JACK OFF AND PEE ON TREES

Stop drooling about cock and pay attention.

 

Oh. I haz one- suck it dry bitch

 

fuck on a stick? you sir, are a genius.

 

why would u ban us? this is just a convo thread.

 

Until he meets other, bigger men with penis power syndrome in jail (who are probably equally illegible)

 

Aww, be a sport.

 

if you have a dick, you can jack off onto cinnamon rolls and people think its icing.
if they say something about it being salty, just tell em you accidently shook some salt on it.

 

fuck sticks.
like, skinny little fucks

 

Yeah, I've always wondered what it must be like for men who have always hated women when they find themselves being ass raped by guys with cocks that are 5 inches longer than theirs.

 

That's stupid, it doesn't even taste like salt... or look like icing.

 

u could just ask didymus

 

i was and look where it got me

worst RT mod evah!!

 

if i had a 60 inch dick id throw it at people, like a weapon.

 

lmao. Dissin me to fit in, huh?
just like junior high.