This is the funniest shit I've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qxf6BOzNNY"]YouTube - Christine O'Donnell's Anti-Masturbation footage from MTV

I can't believe this Woman is running for public office. I remember laughing my ass off at this when it first aired and making fun of this bitch. If you watch real close and look at her facial expression when the youth pastor is talking it is obvious that she is having lustful thoughts about him and she can barely hide it. The sad part is that I have know a lot of teenage girls that have shared the same sentiment that she expresses at the end of the clip about "If he already knows how to pleasure himself why do I need to be there." That is why there are so many middle aged women who have never had an orgasm.

Fucking people.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

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"Is bible the nickname of your penis??"

 

Back in the day men were quick to get in, get their rocks off, then leave the woman unsatisfied. If God didn't want us to experience sexual pleasure then sex would only be for reproducing.

 

lmao wow this isnt from the onion right? lol
they probably all bone eachother on a regular basis

 

It sort of is only for reproducing, for the most part we have to use artificial methods to stop pregnancy, after all.

 

No that was from a special that MTV shot in the early 90's entitled "Sex in the 90's: The Safest Sex." I joked when that first aired that I was watching MTV to find out what was cool then they did a show on Masturbation and I figured out I was ahead of the loop on that one.

It's funny that every time I see a woman speaking out against pornography or swearing or any specific sex act I can usually visualize them on all fours wearing a dog collar, barking, licking peanut butter off from somebodies genitals and pissing on the floor while being spanked. You know the basic overcompensating to hide their kinky shit a little better.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Come on, people! Try to be tolerant of the views of others, even if you don't unerstand them. For the record I have been masturbating since age 11.

 

That was rather counterproductive

 

i always giggle when i see a bunch of virgins sitting around discussing sex. something none of them have ever experienced.

maybe i should sit around with a bunch of other people who haven't smoked crack and make up some rules about it..
no sucking dick for crack
no crack babies
no living in the ghetto
no wearing dirty ill-fitting clothing
no rehab
no getting ripped off
because i know everything about crack and how to control my use from watching others fail..

i'd rather people masturbate than have unwanted children, abortions, get STDs, be forced to marry for the baby and not know their body and what pleases it so they end up in a miserable sexless relationship.

 

I see no intelligence there ...


do you know we are ruled by TV?.

 

I'm not intolerant of her views. I'm intolerant of her hipocracy. The fact that she is speaking out against masturbation and lustful thoughts and giving the youth pastor one of those looks that girls give boys that they secretly lust after is fucking hilarious to me. I've had teenage girls give me that same look before telling me that they wanted me. Before you cal me a scumbag pedo I was a teenager too at the time and didn't share their enthusiasm. You can lie but you can't hide body language. Legislating from your religious views is a dangerous game.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

In what way?????

 

Oh I have no doubt that 99% of virgins (even religious folks) masturbate, so I'm sure they speak from knowledge of the subject. They just don't want their peers to know it.

 

Well, i guess you see what you want to see. Does every look of admiration have to be sexual? Were all those teenage girls really looking at you that way, or was that just wishful thinking? Do adult women now give you that same come-on?

Trying to legislate morality is, indeed, treacherous. I don't know this woman - is she a legislator? Has she tried to legislate masturbatory behavior? Or is she just trying to persuade people to her point of view?

Isn't that what you are trying to do on here? Look inward.

 

"You can't masturbate without lust". You can't have sex with someone without lust either, even with your own wife... this is a bit silly

 

Haha oh goodness those radicals are always so uptight! Those girls seemed really tense. I bet all they need is a little bit of attention downstairs and they'd be 100x chiller and I bet that dude is only in there for behind the scenes pussy, just sayin'.

 

Honey not every look of admiration is sexual. I first learned the difference when the girl that stared at me like that for 2 months asked me out. Then the 2 or 3 girls that I wasn't interested in romantically looked at me the same way for multiple months before trying to move on me. It is basically socially awkward teenage behaviour like thrusting your chest forward when you first get tits. I noticed it when I was 13 and I notice it now that I'm old enough to know better. The human mating ritual is amongst the most moronic on earth.

She is a senator from Delaware and her face has been all over every newspaper and homepage I've seen in the last 2 weeks. I freely advocate Media blackouts but Jesus. Let's put it this way the people that believe that all of the country's problems come from a small black man (I say that on a cosmic level) In a big white house (I say that on a human level) think that she is the bee's knees. This is a replay of the "Moral Majority". A small group of ultra conservatives that speak loud enough to give the illusion of an actual majority that politicians cowtow to. It is a close relation to the Sarah Palin syndrome that you can get a somewhat cute half wit to say the stupidest shit and America will be drawn in. Me included.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

She has a good point!

 

Maybe you should read one or two of those newspapers or pay more attention to what goes on outside of Hipforums because you are woefully misinformed - Christine O'Donnell is not a senator from Delaware and has never been elected to public office although she has made two previous attempts. I'm sure you are god's gift to women, honey, but you impress me a being an also-ran in what you call the mating ritual.

For the record, I am one of those people who are scared to death of the Sarah Palins of the world. They are nurtured by the folks who belittle them and their ideals.

 

I am far from gods gift to women. I could list my faults for at least 3 pages without repeating any. Among them I am a cynical smart ass. I'm sorry that I'm as misinformed as I am. She came up in discussion the other day and I have been to believe from both the coverage that she has gotten on the TV news which is usually going on in the background while I'm working feeding a quadrapalegic discussing current events and the friend I was talking to the other day who corrected me when I said that she was running for office.

At least we agree on the Sarah Palins of the world. I'm not as scared as I could be. Honestly the fact that she and W have this inability to stick to the script that should be alarming but somehow isn't because they continuosly show their hand.

Peace Out,
Rev J