this is sooo funny

ok im 18 and i wanted to finish high school and well now im pregnant. well any ways the other day i asked my algebra teacher how old he was cuz he looked kinda young. He said that he's 25 when he said that im like wow your as old as my boyfriend. The look on his face was priceless he had that look like someone just slapped his face for no reason. And today he after class he asked me my age and i told him he said nothing just had a lil smile like a light bulb went on in his head. sorry to bore you with this i just found it funny.

 

While i don't think that is funny really it does have some elements of a shakespearean tragedy.

anyway....good luck

 

now that was funny



good luck though fairy

 

good luck with what???????????????

 

being 18, not finishing high school, and having a baby....good luck with that.

 

Maybe he wants to hook up with a pregnant 18 yr. old. There's always freaks like that.

 

pregnancy and life in general, i would assume.

 

you are still going to finish school right. i got pregnant when i was in the 10th grade but i busted my ass to finish. no one could stop me walk across that stage at graduation!! you can still do anything you want in life.....don't let anyone tell you different!​

 

This is making me start to believe that all math teachers are creepy....

 

christ,

my math teacher was a fucking wierdo, used to wear a rubber glove on his left hand.

 

we seen a shakespear play being acted out in a park today

 

Well I've been to many schools and never had a normal math teacher. They were all strange and creepy.
I remember in middle school we were learning fractions...and she had these sticky numbers that she was putting on her clothes...because she was a fraction...Well when we got to dividing them she did a hand stand to show you have to flip the fraction...good idea unless you weigh 100lbs too much and your shirt goes down revealing WAY to much to a group of 7th graders. I've been scared of fractions ever since.

 

what was weird about that?


the man wanted to be sanitary when he went to the bathroom to let the gerbils out of his ass

 

Pregnant at 18? Dropping out?

Guess who's a fucking retard.

 

ummmm....let me see...


you?

 

Not only did you miss the point, but you sailed past it and ran over a couple pedestrians. Jerk.

 

Duh...


and I'm the best damn jerk you know

 

*jerks-off on you*

 

I see you still don't know what to do with a woman

 

Missfontella...you always crack me up...