this is embarrassing

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  1. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    new ad at the the top of the page....my friends are laughing at me now....thanks hip forums
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    rollingalong, Sep 16, 2011
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  3. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Thank God they finally have this ad up...I've been waiting for something for my premature ejaculation for years!
     
    lovelyxmalia, Sep 16, 2011
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  5. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    so you're like a double fag now huh???
     
    The Imaginary Being, Sep 16, 2011
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  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i seen it once..i only see them once and then click adblock and poof..gone until a new one pops up
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 16, 2011
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  9. CommonDaisy

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    Hmmm.. I downloaded Google Chrome for this reason only.
     
    CommonDaisy, Sep 16, 2011
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  11. itsallgood

    itsallgood Senior Member

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    LOL yeah dude i was wondering the other day why are thier so many sexual ads
     
    itsallgood, Sep 16, 2011
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  13. deleted

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    Its a Hippie Love Forum and all the hippies are in their 70's..

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    if I had time, Id change his hat to "all one penis" :2thumbsup:
     
    deleted, Sep 16, 2011
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  15. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    I always get really embarrassed when I log into HF in the internet cafe at work lol. I always turn the moniter away from the room and hunch down so no one will wonder why the hell I'm looking at a site that screams "CONTROL PREMATURE EJACULATION" at the top of its page.
     
    Meliai, Sep 16, 2011
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  17. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    i doubt highly the old hippies need to worry about PREmature ejaculation, as they are already very mature...

    Don't worry the ad won't last long, unless he renews it.
     
    skip, Sep 16, 2011
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  19. Thorabeard

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    LOL as far as internet gags go, this was a pretty good one. Simplicity.
     
    Thorabeard, Sep 16, 2011
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  21. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    The text on the homepage is hysterical! No doubt a bad translation.

    "A lot guys say: take masturbation before a date. NO! This way is the worst ever!
    You will lost all your positive mood to pick-up a female to make her admire you...
    A male state after masturbation makes him oversleep."

    All your orgasm are belonging to us!

    All they're doing is selling an e-book. I do wish them luck, and luck to all who buy the book! ;)
     
    skip, Sep 16, 2011
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  23. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    :rofl: :rofl:
     
    TheGhost, Sep 16, 2011
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  25. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    I changed that now to:
    All your orgasm are belonging to us!

    And no this isn't a gag. I'm not sure what language that page was translated from or who wrote it, but I'm still LOL!
     
    skip, Sep 16, 2011
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  27. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    It keeps getting BETTER!

    Fuck my tummy hurts! Yaaaaaah

    :rofl: :rofl:
     
    TheGhost, Sep 16, 2011
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  29. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    More info...

    This seems to be the same thing that this other site is selling for $49:
    http://ejaculationmaster.com/

    I see no mention of copyright on the website, so who knows who originated this.
     
    skip, Sep 16, 2011
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  31. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    My mom thought i was on a porn site when she saw that
     
    PEACEFUL LIBRA, Sep 16, 2011
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  33. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Sorry for the "quality" of this ad, but we can't be choosy. Somebody's gotta help us pay for this website.
     
    skip, Sep 16, 2011
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  35. Meliai

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    oh god. I wish I were a guy so I could oversleep for work and tell my boss, "look, I'm sorry, but a male state after masturbation makes him oversleep."

    lmao. All your orgasms are belonging to us!!

    freakin' hilarious.
     
    Meliai, Sep 16, 2011
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  37. LeviathanXII

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    Never even noticed until I saw this page.
     
    LeviathanXII, Sep 16, 2011
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  39. SpacemanSpiff

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    "unbeatable" guarantee ...lol
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 16, 2011
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