Thank God they finally have this ad up...I've been waiting for something for my premature ejaculation for years!
Its a Hippie Love Forum and all the hippies are in their 70's.. if I had time, Id change his hat to "all one penis" :2thumbsup:
I always get really embarrassed when I log into HF in the internet cafe at work lol. I always turn the moniter away from the room and hunch down so no one will wonder why the hell I'm looking at a site that screams "CONTROL PREMATURE EJACULATION" at the top of its page.
i doubt highly the old hippies need to worry about PREmature ejaculation, as they are already very mature... Don't worry the ad won't last long, unless he renews it.
The text on the homepage is hysterical! No doubt a bad translation. "A lot guys say: take masturbation before a date. NO! This way is the worst ever! You will lost all your positive mood to pick-up a female to make her admire you... A male state after masturbation makes him oversleep." All your orgasm are belonging to us! All they're doing is selling an e-book. I do wish them luck, and luck to all who buy the book!
I changed that now to: All your orgasm are belonging to us! And no this isn't a gag. I'm not sure what language that page was translated from or who wrote it, but I'm still LOL!
More info... This seems to be the same thing that this other site is selling for $49: http://ejaculationmaster.com/ I see no mention of copyright on the website, so who knows who originated this.
Sorry for the "quality" of this ad, but we can't be choosy. Somebody's gotta help us pay for this website.
oh god. I wish I were a guy so I could oversleep for work and tell my boss, "look, I'm sorry, but a male state after masturbation makes him oversleep." lmao. All your orgasms are belonging to us!! freakin' hilarious.