This is a hands on topic

(So to speak) How do you guys and breast enthusiasts feel about the shape of a lady's breast? What is your favorite shape and what do you like most about them?

 

Shouldn't his be in sex?

And I'm not a breast man so I recuse myself.

 

What do you have against breast. (Wait I know... nothing lol) I was teasing but I'm the needle to your thread

 

i like tiny titties, nearly flat, with pencil eraser nips. not that i'll get mad if titties of any other shape or size should be shoved in my face, i just like those the best.

 

what the hell is a smother egg breast? infact I don't quite understand the egg or balloon reference at all

 

I have nothing against (or for) breasts. Everyone has their own personal like in the opposite sex. I prefer someone with intelligence and someone who appreciates my sense of humor.

And the occasional 4am wake up blowjob doesn't hurt...

 

me niether. well. mine are like huge water balloons.

 

yeah, my breasts don't resemble eggs or balloons at all. i think my favorite comment somebody made about them was to call them 'little champagne glass tits'

 

good luck with that.

 

like these?

we called 'em torpedo titties.

 

wha? that's even more confusing then eggs and baloons

though it makes your tits sound like they're real high class

 

even champagne can be cheap...

 

I'm in a good mood. I'll try to find you some woman that will oblige you in that particular endeavor. (I won't really look but I'll put out feelers lol.)

 

i like your dictionary link. that' classy.

 

I likes me the pregnant ones. They bust out of the bra and look so plump. Except they are so sore so it's just for looking.

 

Are you trying to say that mine are in the gutter? Wether thy're egg shaped, flat as a pancake or filled with milk you are gurenteed are hearty breakfast.

 

Well I try to bring top quality in here.

 

no...he meant the kind that are kinda like a martini glass, but bigger. maybe that's technically not a champagne glass

and hey, i've tried the wake up thing. usually he's too out of it

 

Here let me explaine. mine look like fried eggs. I have way too much time on my hands lol.

 

oh! i was thinking like eggs still in the shell! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i kill me.