this had me rolling on the floor

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  1. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.
    The Russians used a pencil.
    Enjoy paying your taxes.
     
  2. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    well, atleast they managed to invent the world's most awesome pen. made in America, baby!
     
  3. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    couldn't they have done something a little bit better... like made hydrogen powered cars that were affordable?
     
  4. Son of Peace

    Son of Peace Member

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    Well if we ever live in space and ballpoints aren't a major thing of the past we'll have to order some of those pins. You know you're a stoner when you have a name for your 3 bongs, 2 pipes, an' your hookah, one of which was made by you
     
  5. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    Ha, that's hilarious. Just goes to show, even rocket scientists can lack common sense. Maybe I'm oversimplifying things, but a pen working upside down seems like a pretty easy thing to make.
     
  6. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    well, one might be inclined to say that the idea of what's better than something else is entirely subjective! clearly, if the NASA scientists believed this to be worth while, then who are you, a dirty hippie, to disagree? also, hydrogen powered cars are not NASAs forte, so it would not be covered by their budget, which as we all know is the most important thing in the world.
     
  7. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    Even though youre not being serious I agree with most of your post
     
  8. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Yeah, that's honestly just a bullshit rumor. College kids always seem to bring it up... I guess it makes dumb people feel smart.
     
  10. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    LOL the commies have always had it sussed, they really come up with ingenious ways to combat engineering problems.
     
  11. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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  12. lode

    lode Banned

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    Shaggie beat me to it.

    Urban Legend. I think that's about the entire funding of NASA in a year.

    Here are some of the things we have to thanks NASA for.

    Microwaves
    Water Filters used in municipal water supplies
    CAT Scans and MRI's
    Dialysis Machines

    Thanks NASA! :biggrin:
     
  13. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    NASA fuckin Roxors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111oneoneoneoneoneon


    :biggrin: haha
     
  14. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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  15. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    haha Gotta love spongbob
     
  16. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    uh? no? because its more complicated than doing the right thing?
     
  17. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    wild mountain dave...I protest your sig. Not because of the untan...as I am that untanned myself....but because of the hideous bathing suit.
     
  18. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    in russia you dont use pencil, pencil uses YOU!;)
     
  19. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i AGREE. dave should title it "spot the brit." enough of this border way crap, let's stick it to the motherland.
     
  20. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    We'll roll with canadia first then we'll nail the brits.
     

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