This chick I know got a boob job

Ok, this chick that hangs around with me and my buddies sometimes just got a boob job. This opens the doors for a lot of hilarious jokes. I myself have already began writing new "big boob" material just for this occasion.

I never thought I'd have such a fresh opportunity to sexually harass someone, but I guess it's my lucky day.

But anyway, if you have any hilarious jokes about this subject please feel free to drop a line.... Or if you just wanna share a laugh with me and slap your knee at this comical moment in my life go right ahead.

 

Come up with something personal.

I can't think of anything right now.. but the first time id talk to her id stare at them for a few seconds and say "yeah im still an ass man."

ass over tits anyday.

 

Why would you want to insult her? She obviously felt self-conscious if she had that kind of surgery.

 

Why can't people accept themselves for who they are? Society has made people fuck up there own image.

Unless you were hit by a train I see it pointless.

Accept who you are.

 

No, she's just a whore.

And it's not insulting.... If I wanted to insult her I'd call her a whore...

 

But honestly, she makes cock/pussy/sex jokes all the time... She'd have to be braindead to think that me out of all people wouldn't make some sort of boob joke.

EDIT: Okay, I guess everyone here hasn't met me yet. Hi I'm Captain Cannabis and I make sexual jokes sometimes, I don't really mean to hurt anyone and my friends know that.

 

Ask her if you can suck on them. She'd probably be more than willing to flatter herself and take them for a test run.

 

Id be asking to try them out as soon as they heal


also get pics please (if shes over 18)

 

She's 20, and I'm definitely gonna get a pic with "me and the tits".

It won't be an exposed boob pick, but the perkiness will definitely be noticed!

 

i think anyone who gets their breasts inflated is of limited intelligence. i think it is totally acceptable if youve had a mastectomy, but thats more reconstructive than augmentative.

and sorry, i cant really think of any big boob jokes.

 

I don't know why it's called a boob JOB. It's not a fucken job--a job would be if the recipient of the fun bags hired me to work 'em over. Now that would be a job.

 

I agree, completely.

 

i just bookmarked this thread mksay

 

why make fun of the poor girl? you'd make her feel like a real tit

 

People get boob jobs for the same reason people shave in the morning, they think they look better that way. Physical attractiveness plays a large role in society, both mating and economically. I like what Dr. Cox said on Scrubs when they were talking about exercise once, the moment you love what you see in the mirror is the moment you've lost the battle.

 

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Originally Posted by Captain Cannabis
EDIT: Okay, I guess everyone here hasn't met me yet. Hi I'm Captain Cannabis and I like cock and my friends know that.
yeah

is misuse of the quote button a reportable offence? because it bugs the crap out of me. dont put words in other people's mouths. its incredibly rude.

 

unless you have BDD.

 

haha that should work just fine

 

I don't have any boob job jokes... but this Vid should liven up the party a bit!

http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/394806

(Keller Williams - Boob Job! [best performed at Schwagstock 41... but I can't find it on the net ])

She got a boob job...
She got a WHAT?!
BOOB job!?
no
YEAH!
(Keller does a freestyle, I don't know the lyrics, but I think that I can keep it in tune)
:ack2:

 

question....where her boobs even small to begin with?