Things you can't do but everyone else seems to have no problem with.

I can never guess ages. I'm horrible at it. 1-16 is easy, but any age after that is a mystery to me unless it's obvious (I can tell if someone is 40-60, for example).


So. What can you not do that everyone else can?

 

Far too many things... lol

 

i'm pretty terrible with ages too.
trick girls into casual sex.
sit around socializing and getting nothing done for 5 hours out of an 8 hour work day.
take a nap during the day.
care about cars or celebrities.
cook.
throw away my entire paycheck the day i cash it.
gain weight just by eating.
i'm sure there's more, but this is a start.

 

I can't trick girls into casual sex either. I am too shy and insecure to even try.

 

Get to work on time.
Keep my life organized for more than 20 minutes.

And fellas the key is not to view it as tricking them, I have found you have to either be straight up vocally about what you want, or just take it. They appreciate that a lot more than being romanced when all you really want is sex.

 

Socialize
Bicycle
Be independent

 

succeed at life

 

Just keep talking about things/storytell...

 

Errr, rhymes with Carolina

 

Is it "man vagina"?

 

Be an asshole...I just can't.
Work for other people...I can but only in special situations and it is not easy.
Get bored...I always have something interesting going on.
Get upset about things that don't aren't life or death...or close.
Give up on my dreams.
Care about things that are purely about vanity...like how nice the things you buy are, or if someone thinks your sexy or judging rather you want to be with someone based on their looks.

 

yeah, this. my stories basically go "fact one, fact two, the end."

really, talking in general is bad for me. i can't get out more than a couple sentences without stopping to think, or else i'll end up fumbling words and ideas and basically saying some sort of dyslexic nonsense.

 

I can't do those 3D Eye trick thingys....super frustrating when everyone else can!

 

i have a hard time being lame. sorry i really just cant help im a badass motherfucker.

 

^THIS!!!! It drives me freaking nuts!

 

I can't get the voices in my head to STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and the worst part is...it's my own voice

 

Rip people off when I sell something. I could have got a couple thousand for the car I just sold but I knew it was a piece of crap so I sold it for what it was worth.

 

Remembering faces. Everyone says they "never forget a face" but they're bad with names, but I seriously can remember people's first and last names that I went to kindergarten with, but have to see someone for hours at a time over several days before I can remember their face in my head without seeing them. Sometimes I don't even recognize people I just met a few minutes ago. ESPECIALLY if they have the same hair color! For some reason, all blondes look the same, male or female, and everyone that has a buzz-cut looks the same. Some people are weird looking, or have a certain feature that stands out, and then I can remember them. But I can think of about maybe 6 or 7 different groups of people that all look alike to me until I get to know them.

I'm also horribly unobservant, which probably explains this. I'm just not a visual person in general.

Can't draw, or sing, or sew (not visual-spacial either) or do crafts. FUCK CRAFTS!!!!!!!

I'm bad at creative things in general.

And fuck those 3D art things--they make cross-eyed kids who have to wear bifocals like I did feel inferior. I'm also convinced that no one can in fact see those, they just say they do.

I'm a terrible liar.

I have zero self-discipline. My body becomes a magnet to the bed anytime I think about doing productive things.

Housework.

Exercising. I think I have abnormally small lungs, and I always feel tired and shitty afterwords, so I just don't do it.

Forgiving myself.

Caring about money/economics/business crap.

Understanding why anyone would like Ayn Rand.

Saying the word "statistics."

Rolling joints.

Using chopsticks.

Eating vegetables. I also dislike it when people call them "veggies." Giving them a cutesy name doesn't make them taste any less bland and shitty.

That being said, the vegetables I do eat (onions and garlic) I can't cut for shit. Takes me 15 minutes for half an onion and the pieces are all big and awkward looking.

 

I finally saw my first one a few months back!!
I was 22.