Things to do at Wal-mart

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  1. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    Here is a few ideas!

    Things to Do at Walmart While
    Your Friends/Family Take Their
    Own Sweet Time Shopping


    1. Get boxes of condoms &
    randomly put them in peoples'
    carts when they aren't looking.


    2. Set all the alarm clocks
    to go off at 10-minute intervals.


    3. Make a trail of orange
    juice on the floor to the rest
    rooms.


    4. Walk up to an employee and
    tell him/her in an official
    tone, "I think we have a code
    3 in housewares," and see what
    happens.


    5. Put some M&M's on lay away.


    6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR
    signs to carpet areas.


    7. Set up a tent in the
    camping department, tell
    others you'll only invite them
    in if they bring pillows from
    the bedding department.


    8. When someone asks if they
    can help you, begin to cry and
    ask, "Why won't you people
    leave me alone."


    9. Look right into the
    security camera and use it as
    a mirror while you pick your nose.


    10. Dart around suspiciously
    while humming the theme from
    '
    Mission Impossible.'


    11. While handling guns in
    the hunting department ask the
    clerk if he knows where the
    anti-depressants are.


    12. In the auto department
    practice your Madonna look
    using different size funnels.


    13. Hide in the clothing rack
    and when people browse through
    whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"


    14. When an announcement
    comes over the loud speaker
    assume the fetal position and
    scream "NO! NO! It's those
    voices again!"


    15. Go to the fitting room
    and yell real loud....."Hey
    we're out of toilet paper in
    here!"
     
  2. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    ive done these two...ive seen a list like this b4
     
  3. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

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    rofl those sound so fuking funny, me and my friends did something similar to the code 3 thing ut alked about, me and my friend ran up to the manager and said SIR THE LADY IN THE ELECTRONIC DEPARTMENT JUST HAD A CODE 18 HURRY GET HELP. he then ran and called the cops...lol me and my friend ran like shit we enevr got caught or anythign haha ahhh good times good times
     
  4. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

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    My friends and I used to do the condom thing, funny, funny stuff!
     
  5. Ginge

    Ginge Ye Olde Member

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    The second one is hilarious. lol

    I once wrote a check for a $0.79 pack of gum. :eek:
     
  6. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

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    ur so rebellious it scares me!! ;)
     
  7. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    Lmao at the $0.79 check
     
  8. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

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    Pick up the phone and push 999. This should get you on the intercom (worked last time I tried) and in your worst Louis Armstrong impresion sing it. "I see sky of blue, sea of green. The staff at walmart, is quite mean." Or anything else that comes to mind. Go with friends and asemble legos in the asile. Get in the batery powered cars and race. Stand in the hunting section playing with the shotgun spindle laughing evilly till they ask you to leave (about 10 minutes)
     
  9. bird_migration

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    We do not have a Wal-mart over here.
    Any tips?
     
  10. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    Substitute "wal-mart" with your version of a general store..
     
  11. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    i first heard this list told about k mart a couple years ago
     
  12. bird_migration

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    Okay, thank you.
     
  13. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

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    Its kinda a steal from the Anarchist cookbook.
     
  14. _DeLiA_

    _DeLiA_ Member

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    once me and my friend got kick out of wal-mart when we were 11; we built a house out of pillows and were just chillin in the aisle playing house.
     
  15. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    One time I fell asleep on the bed display there. I got about three hours sleep before they woke me and kicked me out.
     
  16. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    shoot heroin in the dressing room and pass out eith a rig in yer arm...vomit flowing out the door
     
  17. pandiebeer

    pandiebeer Member

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    One of the first times I got high I went to Walmart. I loooooove going there blowed. There is so much to do. My boyfriend is usually holding my hand and dragging me around because I just lose focus. Yaaaaay Walmart!
     
  18. SharyBobbins

    SharyBobbins QPR Football Fan

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    They have wal-mart in Germany.
     
  19. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    all lost in the supermarket eh!....thats the way to shop happily .oh waitress weve decieded ill have the 30 mr morphine hcl and my friend 8 mg dilaudid
     
  20. Althea

    Althea Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Last year, around Christmas time, my dad and I were shoppin' at Walmart and when we got to the Christmas decoration section there was a row of those musical windup ceramic cheesy things that spin (snowmen and shit) on the top shelf. Well, my dad (who's a riot btw) decides to wind 'em all up at once. The next thing ya know those damn things were knockin' into each other and hittin' the floor one by one. Man it was loud! He just looked at me and said "OH SHIT!!" and started bookin'. I followed him but I was laughin' so hard it was hard to run.
     

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