Here is a few ideas! Things to Do at Walmart While Your Friends/Family Take Their Own Sweet Time Shopping 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 5. Put some M&M's on lay away. 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone." 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"
rofl those sound so fuking funny, me and my friends did something similar to the code 3 thing ut alked about, me and my friend ran up to the manager and said SIR THE LADY IN THE ELECTRONIC DEPARTMENT JUST HAD A CODE 18 HURRY GET HELP. he then ran and called the cops...lol me and my friend ran like shit we enevr got caught or anythign haha ahhh good times good times
Pick up the phone and push 999. This should get you on the intercom (worked last time I tried) and in your worst Louis Armstrong impresion sing it. "I see sky of blue, sea of green. The staff at walmart, is quite mean." Or anything else that comes to mind. Go with friends and asemble legos in the asile. Get in the batery powered cars and race. Stand in the hunting section playing with the shotgun spindle laughing evilly till they ask you to leave (about 10 minutes)
once me and my friend got kick out of wal-mart when we were 11; we built a house out of pillows and were just chillin in the aisle playing house.
One time I fell asleep on the bed display there. I got about three hours sleep before they woke me and kicked me out.
One of the first times I got high I went to Walmart. I loooooove going there blowed. There is so much to do. My boyfriend is usually holding my hand and dragging me around because I just lose focus. Yaaaaay Walmart!
all lost in the supermarket eh!....thats the way to shop happily .oh waitress weve decieded ill have the 30 mr morphine hcl and my friend 8 mg dilaudid
Last year, around Christmas time, my dad and I were shoppin' at Walmart and when we got to the Christmas decoration section there was a row of those musical windup ceramic cheesy things that spin (snowmen and shit) on the top shelf. Well, my dad (who's a riot btw) decides to wind 'em all up at once. The next thing ya know those damn things were knockin' into each other and hittin' the floor one by one. Man it was loud! He just looked at me and said "OH SHIT!!" and started bookin'. I followed him but I was laughin' so hard it was hard to run.