1. Her voice was like a venereal disease 2. His breath was grating like nails on a chalkboard 3. Together they were like a poisonous snake in the hellish pit of divorce. Now it's your turn!
George W. Bush "Going into Iraq was a mistake, I lied to get us in. I will stand down as of right now, fire Cheney and my other lieutenants and stand trial for perjury and treason. The pullout begins at midnight tonight and restitutions will be paid to that country for the suffering of its citizens."
"Maybe we should consider the concerns of both halves of the country" - George W. Bush, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Bill Maher, Michael Moore, Al Franken, etc.
turn on the reverse gravity so i can sleep on the cieling. you know how i hate the light shining on my face in the morning