Things that you will never see or hear

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bellfire01, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    1. Her voice was like a venereal disease

    2. His breath was grating like nails on a chalkboard

    3. Together they were like a poisonous snake in the hellish pit of divorce.


    Now it's your turn!
     
  2. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

    George W. Bush "Going into Iraq was a mistake, I lied to get us in. I will stand down as of right now, fire Cheney and my other lieutenants and stand trial for perjury and treason. The pullout begins at midnight tonight and restitutions will be paid to that country for the suffering of its citizens."
     
  3. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

    honey,
    lets sell the kids...move to zanzibar, and start taking opium rectally
     
  4. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

    rectally? lol
     
  5. Varuna

    Varuna Senior Member

    "Maybe we should consider the concerns of both halves of the country" - George W. Bush, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Bill Maher, Michael Moore, Al Franken, etc.
     
  6. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

    A man to his wife/girlfriend: "Yes I was wrong. I'm sorry."
     
  7. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    turn on the reverse gravity so i can sleep on the cieling. you know how i hate the light shining on my face in the morning
     

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