Things that make you go shit; past and present

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by purcolekraze, May 28, 2004.

  1. purcolekraze

    purcolekraze Member

    When I was younger playing house dolls and barbies used to make me need to take a dump. Now alot of times when I go online I have to shit. This thread does not include food but there is this chinses food at the mall that used to give me the runs.
     
  2. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

    Whenever i walk into Wal-mart I have to take a dump. Damn colon.
     
  3. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    seems i have the wal-mart problem too

    i have also heard doing a big ass line of coke can make you have to take a shit.....
     
  4. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    Yeah...coke will do it to you. ;)
     
  5. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    what a pleasant thread....arse wiping and now what gives you the screaming shits.......
     
  6. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    Yeah...well...every newbie needs to get their post thread up to get some respect.... :rolleyes:
     
  7. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    seems someone may have an ass fetish.......
     
  8. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    christ on a bike, you've got a fair few posts yourself
     
  9. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    I don't have nearly enough!
     
  10. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    isn't your turtle avatar just a touch ironic?
     
  11. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    hehe.... possibly... I never thought about it like that. :)
     
  12. kier

    kier I R Baboon

    looks kinda cute though :)
     
  13. Unkle_John

    Unkle_John Member

    fried chicken & fast food.... hell anything fried does. that stuff is only good for one thing: cleaning you out
     
  14. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    Turtles are really cool... I'm going to ask God if I can be one when I go to Heaven. I don't want to come back to Earth, though, because I will get hit by a car. I know this, because it's like when you're watching a game show and someone doesn't know the answer and you're like, "I totally know that, you idiot! It's so easy!" then they let you on the show and you make a complete ass of yourself.... Well... I would be like... "Crossing the damn road can't be that fucking ha--"*SPLAT*

    So I just want to chill out in my shell in Heaven. With Jesus. :D
     

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