Things that make you go shit; past and present

When I was younger playing house dolls and barbies used to make me need to take a dump. Now alot of times when I go online I have to shit. This thread does not include food but there is this chinses food at the mall that used to give me the runs.

 

Whenever i walk into Wal-mart I have to take a dump. Damn colon.

 

seems i have the wal-mart problem too​

i have also heard doing a big ass line of coke can make you have to take a shit.....​

 

Yeah...coke will do it to you.

 

what a pleasant thread....arse wiping and now what gives you the screaming shits.......

 

Yeah...well...every newbie needs to get their post thread up to get some respect....

 

seems someone may have an ass fetish.......
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christ on a bike, you've got a fair few posts yourself

 

I don't have nearly enough!

 

isn't your turtle avatar just a touch ironic?

 

hehe.... possibly... I never thought about it like that.

 

looks kinda cute though

 

fried chicken & fast food.... hell anything fried does. that stuff is only good for one thing: cleaning you out

 

Turtles are really cool... I'm going to ask God if I can be one when I go to Heaven. I don't want to come back to Earth, though, because I will get hit by a car. I know this, because it's like when you're watching a game show and someone doesn't know the answer and you're like, "I totally know that, you idiot! It's so easy!" then they let you on the show and you make a complete ass of yourself.... Well... I would be like... "Crossing the damn road can't be that fucking ha--"*SPLAT*

So I just want to chill out in my shell in Heaven. With Jesus.