Things that are supposed to be sexy that really aren't.

List yours, I'll start!

as far as females go:
-Fake tans
-Fake boobs
-Red lipstick (though in rare cases it can work, like on a goth chick)
-Make-up in general (unless it's green, I love green)
-Most high heels (a: I don't want you to be taller than me, b: I'd rather see what your ass actually looks like)
-Attitude (when'd that trend start?)
-Perfume (I like to be able to breathe)
-going pantyless (unless you're completely nude in a trenchcoat..)
-most Victoria's Secret lingerie (but some of their new stuff is better)
-Playboy playmates (with a few exceptions)
-girlieness
-acting like a guy

males:
-muscles upon muscles (what are you making up for? )
-six packs and up
-cockiness
-fake tans
-gigantic cocks (big ones look fun though)
-any machoism, really

 

Well, I think you pretty much covered it.

Fake is annoying. Trying too hard is annoying.

Makeup sucks, unless it's intentionally exaggerated, THEN it MIGHT be good. But probably not.

Fake behavior, in bed or otherwise. Fucking annoying, and does the opposite of what it's meant to, makes you feel rather sub-standard.

But as for your list, i can't help but notice that "girlieness" and "acting like a guy" are both bad.... what the fuck do you want them to act like, then?

 

Nice and chill and casual and median.

I don't want a girl that's afraid of breaking her nails, or mud or acts super soft and fragile.
I don't want a chick that burps as loud as she can or has a fratboy's sense of humor

 

An attitude

 

I just don't understand the idea behind push-up bras. It's like putting a Porche logo on a Hyundai.

Once the bra is off the tits go back to their normal state, perhaps saggy. It's deceiving.

 

I don't like bras in general.

I've gotten into at least 10 arguments on here about how they make breasts saggier (cause atrophy of the ligaments) and you wouldn't believe how many women refuse to believe such a thing.

But I do see how they are useful for some women (bigger boobs, pointy nipples, boob that are unattractive)

 

unnatural hairlessness


:leaving:

 

A bra can be used to make breasts appear a certain way. But, everyone knows, once that bra is off, the breasts appears in their natural state. So, a good bra may only bide time, but ultimately, they're pointless.

 

almost everything that's "supposed to be sexy."

most people seem to look their best when they think they look their worst.

 

if you're stupid enough to believe that any woman's breasts naturally look the way they would in a push-up bra, then you'd better reexamine the female physique.

what's "sexy" is subjective. that's my two cents.

 

i have you know some women have nipples.

 

i appreciate anything and everything. i'm sure there are people in the world who rock fake tans, big muscles, make up

vig is correct here - sexy is completely subjective.

 

What an extremely boring answer.

 

perfumes...dresses and hairspray

I think a girl in sweats who smells like the dinner she just ate and has soft hair is about as sexy as it gets

 

What the hell is wrong with a gigantic cock and big muscles I love that shit

 

FIXED....



Cheers Glen.

 

I can put up with alot from some one im with but there are some things I can't get passed like, incessant questioning I don't wanna feel like im being interrogated, I don't like people being overly critical it gets to a point where its just obnoxious, I don't like passive aggression tell me what's wrong so I can fix it, high maintenance I'm not going to wait for u to get ready and I enjoy outdoorsy stuff so be ready to get dirty, cuddling I love to cuddle and take it slow and easy some times so if ya can't do that ur out, lastly I love movies so to be with me its a must. I guess I'm really picky but why have a gf or bf if its not going to be something someone u want. Ill fuck just about any one but only date a select few

 

I Was Going To Ask You For A Date....Now It Looks Like I'm Going To

Have To Settle For A F**k Instead...



Cheers Glen.

 

I dunno which is better but both are wonderful

 

I lost my metal and now im very sad why did I loose it