Consume warm milk. In or on anything. Wash their hands after a piss. Notice other people's shoes. Use hair styling products. Eat quiche, obviously. Give a fuck about whether their peers think they're real men or not. Anyone think of any more?
I've moved twice in the past year. Once was moving out of an ex boyfriend's house and the other was moving out of a house I shared with a male roommate. Neither of them lifted a finger to help me move. They watched me move heavy box after heavy box and didn't offer to help. So I think a real man always offers to help do heavy lifting.
The very first time I ever ate a chick out I followed up with a glass of warm milk. Bad choice... "I wash my hands before I take a piss. I know where my dick's been." -Don King Unless they're really cool boots, but otherwise, I agree. Definitely Hell no, I love quiche. Especially after sex... Got that right Real men don't wear girls jeans Real men don't hold their woman's purse Real men eat red meat Real men don't like fancy restaurants Real men wear plaid "Real men curse and sweat and drink." - Bill Hicks
Real men go to the woods not to get away, but to become manly again Real men don't hit women Real men don't shave their beards because their women tell them to Real men use sledge hammers
Real men protect those weaker than themselves. Real men still open doors for women, whether they say thank you or not. Real men don't start fights, they only finish them. Real men aren't proud of how many women they've had, but how many come back for more. Real men know how to dance.
Good one! Real men have hit at least one home run at some point in their life Real men don't use bandaids Real men don't drink light beer! Real men don't expect the woman to pay
Just realised the thread title is Things Real Men Never Do. D'oh! Real Men never take a day off work because they've caught a cold. Which I think leaves just me outta this whole forum. I'm super badass when it comes to pain or illnesses. I don't even get my mouth numbed when I go to the dentist.
Real men don't play sports that involve a lot of grab ass Real men don't take advil, they drink whisky instead Real men know that Smoking Joe Fraizer really won the Thrilla in Manilla, not Muhammad Ali