Things Real Men Never Do

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by The Chinaman, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. The Chinaman

    The Chinaman Member

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    Consume warm milk. In or on anything.
    Wash their hands after a piss.
    Notice other people's shoes.
    Use hair styling products.
    Eat quiche, obviously.
    Give a fuck about whether their peers think they're real men or not.

    Anyone think of any more?
     
  2. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    I've moved twice in the past year. Once was moving out of an ex boyfriend's house and the other was moving out of a house I shared with a male roommate. Neither of them lifted a finger to help me move. They watched me move heavy box after heavy box and didn't offer to help.

    So I think a real man always offers to help do heavy lifting.
     
  3. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    The very first time I ever ate a chick out I followed up with a glass of warm milk. Bad choice...

    "I wash my hands before I take a piss. I know where my dick's been."

    -Don King

    Unless they're really cool boots, but otherwise, I agree.

    Definitely

    Hell no, I love quiche. Especially after sex...

    Got that right

    Real men don't wear girls jeans

    Real men don't hold their woman's purse

    Real men eat red meat

    Real men don't like fancy restaurants

    Real men wear plaid

    "Real men curse and sweat and drink." - Bill Hicks
     
  4. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Real men go to the woods not to get away, but to become manly again

    Real men don't hit women

    Real men don't shave their beards because their women tell them to

    Real men use sledge hammers
     
  5. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    i sit down to pee
     
  6. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Real men pee standing up
     
  7. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    real women realize that real men have beards.
     
  8. Giant

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    Real men protect those weaker than themselves.

    Real men still open doors for women, whether they say thank you or not.

    Real men don't start fights, they only finish them.

    Real men aren't proud of how many women they've had, but how many come back for more. ;)

    Real men know how to dance.
     
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  9. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Good one!

    Real men have hit at least one home run at some point in their life

    Real men don't use bandaids

    Real men don't drink light beer!

    Real men don't expect the woman to pay
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    real men never lick their own nipples
     
  11. Giant

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    Just realised the thread title is Things Real Men Never Do. D'oh!

    Real Men never take a day off work because they've caught a cold.


    Which I think leaves just me outta this whole forum. :D I'm super badass when it comes to pain or illnesses. I don't even get my mouth numbed when I go to the dentist.
     
  12. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    1:16

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlMtY8BXhaA"]YouTube - Bill Hicks on dance clubs
     
  13. Meliai

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    real men realize that true strength comes from being in touch with the emotional side of life.
     
  14. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Real men don't play sports that involve a lot of grab ass

    Real men don't take advil, they drink whisky instead

    Real men know that Smoking Joe Fraizer really won the Thrilla in Manilla, not Muhammad Ali
     
  15. OptimisticFutureBlues

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    Real men don't worry about the criteria that 'qualifies' them as real men.
     
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  16. Duck

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    Real men don't steal people's answers +_+
     
  17. ASage

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    Real men wouldn't post in this thread.
    :D
     
  18. OptimisticFutureBlues

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    Love ya man! Hahah
     
  19. The Chinaman

    The Chinaman Member

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    Good call sir.
     
  20. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    Waxing their chest/ass/shaving legs/plucking eyebrows
     

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