Things I Learned On WikiLeaks

If you take time to skim through the thousands of pages released so far, there is some fascinating shit in there - especially if you make it up yourself! Here are some of my favorites:

1. Obama spends 10 hours a day staring at his own reflection in the mirror.
2. George W. Bush’s re-election was rigged by a group of corrupt comedians who wanted to guarantee their job security for another 4 years.
3. Paul McCartney really did die 40 years ago (talented body double in use).
4. BBAD cries when insulted online.
5. Prince Charles is officially certified as mentally retarded.
6. Skip is an elderly black woman with huge knockers.

 

Wikileaks taught me how to love

 

MY GOD!!!!























She has nice hair. :willy_nilly:

 

Wiki says you're the bastard child of Karen Carpenter.

I'd hit that. :love:

 

Chernobyl ?? fucking must be lol

 

That Ahmadinejad has more sandals and white socks, than Imelda R. Marcos had high heels..

 

Someone forgot to leak the section on condoms.

Bummer!

 

The wires on nuclear weapons circuits are Plaid ..

 

Wiki leaks taught me that julian assange is a weirdo, but a genius.

 

I found out that Hipforums is actually a joint CIA-FBI site set up to find and monitor subversive elements in our society, and that Orison is actually a CIA operative and has never smoked mj in his entire life.

 

Tupac Shakur is a CIA operative living in Bangladesh

 

Skip is actually Julian Assange's brother

 

that Jerry Garcia is still working as a CIA operative..

 

Jesse Ventura is the anti-christ

 

Orison is a black male stripper. His mama is a car.