They come out at night to have sex on your face.

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  1. Toker

    Toker Lifetime Supporter

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    That is too good a line to waste..:D

    Here's the full quote:
    "They come out at night to have sex on your face. They feast on the oil in your pores. They lay eggs in your sebaceous glands."

    Who are they? What are they? They're parasites that live in your hair and sebaceous glands, Demodex.

     
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  3. Moon Goddess

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    I think I really could have gone the rest of my life without ever knowing this and been perfectly happy with that. LOL:)
     
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  5. scratcho

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    "they come out at night and have sex on your face "What a coincidence--so do I!!:D
     
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    Wow!!
     
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  9. ~Zen~

    ~Zen~ California Tripper Administrator

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    I will never sleep again :)
     
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  11. Bazz888

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    So, really, I must have actually experienced a 3sum?
    Not how I imagined it would be. :D
     
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  13. Eric!

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    Lmao!!:D:D:D
     
    Eric!, May 15, 2023
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    Damn :eek:!!
     
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    nagwink, May 15, 2023
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  19. Piobaire

    Piobaire Village Idiot

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    At least somebody's getting laid around here.
     
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  21. Eric!

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    I’m actually jealous
     
    Eric!, May 15, 2023
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