they are watching us throught the tv

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Manifest831, Feb 14, 2009.

  1. Manifest831

    Manifest831 Member

    someone on counter strike told me that the government can see what you are doing through your tv and monitor and thats why they are making everyone go to digital box.

    I think hes a fucking idiot for believing that.
  2. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    sounds like my great aunt before she died. she piled up boxes in front of her tv so they couldn't see her....:rolleyes:

    she was also going to go to the moon but didn't have enough time to pack, so she stayed on earth.
  3. Funkateer

    Funkateer To swing on the spiral

    tis plausible the government could accomplish something like this. They are bigger than you and I.
  4. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    the technology is certainly available to achieve this, however the cost involved would be insane

    even for the govt

    they don't have to spy on us in our homes, they know we are all dumb and reveal our secrets over the net and phones...... which they DO monitor
  5. A-Bear's-Vagina

    A-Bear's-Vagina 2 Kings Chapter 2 23-24

    They will love watching me. I will put on theatre shows in front of the tv. I will have to stop masturbating to cartoon network though :(
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    how do you think they feel having to watch me jerk off to judge judy every day from 4 to 5

    hell, i get at least 3 squirts in, and usually some butt play
  7. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    My uncle did the same thing until the police sent a canister of teargas through the window of his fortified home :eek:

    He was whimpering as they carted him off to the booby hatch :eek:

  8. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    there was his first mistake, he didn't secure the windows.....
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    Sometimes when you’re crazy you just can’t think of everything :(

  10. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

  11. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

    Which programmes?
    Courage the cowardly dog, cow and chicken and dexters lab are A-Ok. Powerpuff girls though, you need to be ashamed of yourself!!
  12. A-Bear's-Vagina

    A-Bear's-Vagina 2 Kings Chapter 2 23-24

    Anything with lots of animals is good with me.
  13. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    So unplug the TV.

    It won't matter anyway, since the government is already stealing your thoughts...
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    That’s very true :eek:

    Haven’t you ever wondered what happens to a thought every time someone on earth forgets something. It must be collected somewhere and by someone :eek:

  15. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Dont underestimate the powerpuff girls, douchebag.
  16. dixie_pixy

    dixie_pixy HighMandi

    My 5th grade teacher told us some shit about this. I remember she was telling a story about how she thought there was a camera or something in her tv because when she turned it off one night there was a bright glow on the screen of a while. I thought she was full of shit then and I still do! Dumb Ass Bitch!
  17. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

    They make a powerpuff girls douchebag? Wow, and they say this commercialism is bad. :tongue:
  18. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    I talk to jesus through my tv.
  19. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

    when i was a kid i had a dream that my whole life is a TV show watched by a fat Asian guy
  20. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    I can understand thinking your life is a show of sorts but i think it's strange, that you picture only one guy watching it and that he is fat and asian.

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