There's Porn all over this computer!

*nods* I have my suspicions that my man jacks off. :hysterica :lol:

 

is it good porn? or is it dogs smeared with poop?

 

I honestly don't know, it's just a bunch of links in the address bar. I'd rather not know what my mental image competition is.

 

Men are disgusting creatures. I blame women.

 

Well... there is only one thing left for you to do now.

 

women are evil. damn them.

 

you have to open it up and flick your bean a little, I mean come on

 

dave uses my computer for all his porn, camming and swingers hookup needs. our other computer is his work computer. that COULD get embarassing.

 

Get out the holy water and Bible and start singing hymns?

 

don't forget you can't "spare the rod."

 

...while cooking pasta!

 

That reminds me of the 11th Commandment for Slick Willy: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Rod on Thy Staff.

 

my friend is ashamed i don't have porn on my computer...

i actually kinda feel ashamed too

 

but you're old school, it's under your bed ain't it

 

no!! *cries*

there is no porn in my room

can't even have vader time anymore *sniffle*

 

hmm, your man should empty his cache

 

i mean, i use some sites online...but its not the same as having my own collection...

 

oh cmon click on the fucking link and tell us what kind of porn he jacks off to