There is a fly in my room, what should I do?

(a) Kick it out of the window?
(b) Stamp on it's little bastard head and put the little creeter out of it's misery.
(c) Don't kill it. Remember, it is one of god's creatures.
(d) Eat it.
(e) Vomit it on it and then try to make it eat it.
(f) Tie a large towel round my head and hope that it doesn't wake me up buzzing around my head tomorrow morning at 7am.
(d) Become a sufi and find peace with my inner zen.
(j) Shut the fuck up and smoke my pipe.
(o.o.) Continue looking at Deanna Troy's tits on Star Trek TNG on the telly.

 

Eat it.

 

Dont kill it

Like you said its one of gods creatures

Or if you dont believe in God, it can trace its heritage all the way back to the first self-replicating molecules. every one of hits ancestors has been strong enough, attractive enough, and lucky enough to survive until its had a chance to breed.

Its chances of even being alive are incalculable.

So dont kill it

 

tie it to a bit of dental floss and call him pet?

..no, really.A shoo him out the window.

 

I killed a fly the other day and it made me feel bad.

 

I vote all of the following.

(d) Become a sufi and find peace with my inner zen.
(j) Shut the fuck up and smoke my pipe.
(o.o.) Continue looking at Deanna Troy's tits on Star Trek TNG on the telly.

 

Are you trying to tell me it might be a great composer who did something bad and had wait at least a hundred years in hell before he got even be back on the earth?

I didn't kill it, but come summer if it's going to be a buzz fest in my slaapkamer then it's going to be fly in my room genocide ok?

Flies are weird animals, I really think they are actually intelligent as fuck and exactly what they are doing when they try to piss you off by landing on your knee and staring at you for fucking ages before you realise.

D'you know what the little bastard is crawling right all over my macbook right now as I type on my bluetooth keyboard, he is now sitting on the M key watching me. I thought they wanted to find something sugary to vomit on and suck it back up into their fecal torsos.

 

In ascending order of preference I take it.

 

I stand a better chance of trapping it in between two chopsticks, like in Karate Kid 2.

 

When the mosquito season comes in again, I intend to swat every single last one of the little bastards within eye shot of my pillow, and I don't feel bad about it either. It is a necessary evil.

Flies I feel guilty about, I don't know why maybe it's because I feel sorry for them, I mean who would want to be a fly?

I really do my best though, without becoming a paranoid monk, to put big spiders in glasses and drop them out my window, all the crawlies in fact I do my best with.

It's the fly-ie bitie ones that cause the problems, the crawlie things must assail a more complex topology of things to get to you, whereas flies can go where ever they want owing to the limited 3-dimensionality of normal air space.

 

Sing it a song
They love music.

 

i was going to say eat it before i even opened this thread
option D, eat it!

 

i once stabbed a fly with a fork. proudest moment of my life

well maybe not quite, but it was pretty cool

 

I once tossed a coin from my hand onto the floor and it spizzled round, like coins do, and eventually came to rest on it's side. No-one saw it apart from me, and I was accused of being a liar when I told them what happened.

Nothing died in that event, asides from my friends brain, but it was already half sausaged by that time.

 

i'll admit i'm pretty stoned right now so that may be it, but i have no idea what you're talking about here

 

I'm currently pissed and stoned and up 5.25 in the morning, but it is my right since I always work nnnnn'til 23.30. I too cannot remember what the fuck I was on about.

Is anyone else getting into the new black francis vibe?

 

it's just a fly, no reason to be that pissed

 

It is also just 12 bottles of Warsteiner, now that is a reason to be pissed. That and a weeks work after a broken foot and some nice charas.

 

Well "Become a sufi and find peace with my inner zen." would be the most important because enlightenment is where it is at. Spirituality is the most important thing in life.

Smoking a bowl next then staring at the star track chick after you are high.

 

oh, pissed drunk, not pissed angry... everything is finally coming together for me now...