[font="] Life... the greatest road trip in which we must all partake. I'm sure the term road trip is supposed to be portrayed as a long stretch of easy highway, bright sunny days right out of a Kodak Moments album, drunken liaisons, and clear starry nights of reflection around a bonfire. [/font] [font="]I beg to differ.[/font] [font="]Road trips, or any attempt at having fun or experiencing happiness for that matter are an exercise in futility. The Seven Gods’ (the transcendental committee responsible for this mess in our universe) seem to have skipped business school and forged their degrees. [/font] [font="]To continue with our beautiful road trip analogy, road trips, somehow tend to manifest in the form of floods, electrical storms, tornados, and just to add some surreal existentialism into it, a flying delegation of deranged pink hyenas following a three headed coconut on acid…that’s the outcome of all road trips. [/font] [font="]Why? Well, the seven gods aren’t really evil. Personally, I think it’s due to incompetence. You see, they had the right idea at first… you know, the one about living in a beautiful [/font][font="]Eden[/font][font="] with a partner that adores you and all that pink fluffy stuff. It’s just that they had a disagreement regarding policy 247 under the universe creation Act of inifinatum 220, and as I said, skipped the conflict resolution class. Needless to say, God 7 (the tall one with a black goatee) lunged at God 2 (white pressed shirt, glasses and the blue striped tie), knocked over the coffee and donuts and they fell into the universe generator.[/font] [font="] This in itself was not the source of the problem. [/font] [font="]Problem [/font]à[font="] God 1 (the senile mad scientist) was supposed to fix the universe generator as all of the others lacked the technical expertise to take on such a task. Consequently, the coffee and donuts were forgotten and a spanking new upgrade was installed that provided extra hard campaigns and brand new monsters, thinking it was God 3’s Game Box.[/font] [font="]The committee (infours later) submitted its report to itself and hit the generate button… Thus creating our humble reality and my road trip analogy should be a little less strange. [/font] [font="]No? Well, I hear they’re looking for recruits in the army. Just a thought…[/font] [font="]So what’s the story with the whole Garden of Eden thing and Adam and Eve.[/font] [font="]Let me enlighten you… [/font] [font="]Eventually, the committee wanted to communicate its mission to the universe that they are running. So they somehow managed to get the first part of what they initially wanted to achieve to us mostly intact (except the part about using Adam’s rib to create eve… that was player 1’s extra energy vile being consumed in level 2). Then a major glitch in the software ended up throwing them out of heaven.[/font] [font="]Back to the drawing board, they isolated the bug and tried again. The blips continued as bugs tend to mature at the same rate the software matures (AI all around) …. And that was the story of all major religions. [/font] [font="] [/font] [font="] [/font]
