The Zodiac Sign Dates Have Been Changed and A New Sign Has Been Added

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  1. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Check this shit out:
    http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/13/horoscope-hang-up-earth-rotation-changes-zodiac-signs/

    Notice the addition of the new sign "Ophiuchus". Also, the Scorpio window is only 6 days now. Strange:
     
  2. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Ophicious is actually one of the zodiac constellations, but was left out of what we normally think of the zodiac.
     
  3. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    um, who the hell do they think they are. i am a scorpio thru and thru. aint changin me! lol :devil:
     
  4. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I'm still a Sagittarius, according to the new dates, but this is still some fuckshit. lol
     
  5. CannbisSouL

    CannbisSouL Smoke 'till you toke. Lifetime Supporter

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    According to this.. I am now a cancer.

    Good thing I've never really cared about my horoscope :D
     
  6. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    Am a Virgo but now am changing it to the coolest sign Aquarius!
     
  7. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    Also this new astrology shit is going to put alot of psychics out of business! lol
     
  8. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Fuck! I already bought myself a Virgo mug from the dollar store. Now I have to change it.
     
  9. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm an Aquarius, I think that says it all :cool:
     
  10. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    well i used to be a Taurus, but now im Aries, kinda BS since Taurus actually fits my personality better. im not pleased>:[
     
  11. broony

    broony Banned

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    will this new news change the future?
     
  12. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    how weird is this shit? Its like a bizarro zodiac universe. i was originally a scorpio, now i'm a libra appearantly, and reading over the traits of libra it actually makes a little more sense..a lot of scorpio traits never applied to me.

    i went and did a relationship compatability with my ex and a friendship compatibility with my best friend for our new signs and our compatibility horoscope still said pretty much the same thing..strange.
     
  13. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    As soon as I come across a ophiuchus I'm going to kick their ass.
     
  14. deleted

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    Ima burnt out star and dont give a shit.. :D
     
  15. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    LOL! :D


    This wouldn't make a difference anyways. The sign you were born under would be the one most representative of your personality. Not that I believe in astrology...
     
  16. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    :D
     
  17. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    "The field of astrology, which is concerned with horoscopes and the like, felt a major disruption from astronomers, who are concerned with actual stars and planets"

    Lol... My dad works with astronomers... they get so pissed, rightfully, when called astrologers or astrologists or whatever, or when stupid shits try to link them with astrology in any way....

    Fuck this noise, I was always told I was an aries, and an aries I shall stay, for what little it matters :p
     
  18. G0dm4ch1n3

    G0dm4ch1n3 Senior Member

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    :rofl:
     
  19. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    hell yea im not an aries in the least, but most things with Taurus hold true, so im a Taurus till i die, fuck this shit
     
  20. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Trying to make me not an aquarious? People, grab your guns, grab your knives, grab your fists, cause we're taking back our astrology.
     

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