The Wrong Way To Exercise Your Miranda Rights...

"Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law. Dog, no leash. Man littering. Horse not wearing diaper. Car parked across... three handicapped spaces?? Homer!"
"Hey, Marge. How's my little piglet?"
"Homer, I'm on duty!"
"That's okay. I'm supposed to be working too."
"You have to move your car."
"I'll just be a second, Marge. I'm going to get some beer for those kids over there."
"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. But you have to move your car now."
"I'll be right back. Now keep your eyes peeled for a real cop."
"That's it. I'm gonna write you a ticket!"
"Come on. We're family!"
"You're breaking the law!"
"I'll make you a deal. You rip up that ticket and I'll give you back your hat! [grabs her hat]"
"Homer, taking an officer's cap is an arrestable offense."
"What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do, huh? 'I'm Officer Marge. I'm gonna arrest you.' [she slaps the cuffs on him] Whoa! What? Marge, not here... Hey! You're not really arresting me?"
"You have the right to remain silent..."
"I choose to waive that right... BLLAAAHHH!!"

—The Springfield Connection,
Marge and Homer Simpson,
Season 6, Episode 23,
Original air date: May 7, 1995.