The would you rather game

This is perfect for the Mind Fuck! forum

okay here are the rules. Each person has to create two really fucked up or super great scenarios in a fashion so that it's incredibly hard to choose. Each participant answers the previous questions before adding their own.

I'll Start>

1) Would you rather have to constantly take a shit but never be able to, or be shitting 24/7 (Note: both of these are for the rest of your life)

I say shitting all the time because I wouldn't be able to deal with the pain of always wanting to take a big shit but not be able to.

 

guys

Never be able to cum, or never get hard?

 

like not hard at all? because I don't think I could cum anyway if that was the case.

 

assume hard enough to cum, but that floppy useless kind of hard that comes from about 12 shots.

 

tough one

 

to exist while not existing.

not existing while existing.

 

wasting time typing in a forum.

wasting time making pizzas at work.

 

to always be in

post sex-style afterglow

or......

massively stoned

 

i would rather to always be in the post sex-style afterglow


ok so would you rather
have your significant other leave you at the alter

or

find out just after you got hitched that your significant other was currently having a relationship with your best friend

 

ugh, dump me at the altar, please. at least it'd be the choice of evils I haven't experienced before.

 

massively stoned

Be a multi-millionaire or have all the drugs you want forever.

 

multimillionaire. I can afford to grow my own pot, then, and still have all I ever want.

 

Burn to death from a fire, or have a bunch of people piss on you to get the fire out. Keep in mind, your still incredibly burned from the piss method; but alive.

 

I'd pick life...hell, if I'm on fire, I'll likely piss on myself.

lose you sight
or
lose your hearing

 

Left at the altar and pissed on, and the drugs because if they're unlimited I can sell them super duper cheap and still make all the money I could ever want, Never would have to buy drugs so yeah, that one.

 

Would you rather be the story teller or the listener?

 

I'd rather be the listener



would you rather give up drugs/alcohol
or give up your sex drive

 

I'd rather give up drugs 100%

 

Look up the game Zobmondo .. its a board game that comes with 1000's of "would you rather" questions. They are hillarious and lead to some interesting conversations.

Example (straight off a card):

Would you rather have sex with a person with no

A.) Legs
B.) Arms

Have fun!

 

I would prefer a girl with no arms. I love some nice legs. lol

Would you rather cut your dick off and stick ice picks through your testicles, or would you rather spend the rest of your life in a maximum security prison?

If the next poster is a female, disregard this question and refer to Psychonaut420's question.