The worst sex you've ever had

Last night I had the worst sex ever. The girl was pretty and the foreplay was good and then started my worst nightmare. She crawled on top and as soon as it was in she started banging as hard as she could, BANG BANG BANG, I kept on telling her to slow down but she just kept on thumping and my head was banging on the wall and I had to physically push her off of me because my penis hurt so much and by this time it had gone so limp that I had to play with it for a while. Then she bent over so I could give it to her from behind which was pretty bad because she just lay there and did nothing, i think because she was pissed off she couldn't go at it like a fricken moose, until she pushed me off and forced me to play with her pussy which I had already done for at least 20 minutes already, while she stroked her clit. That lasted for ages, then she said she wanted to watch me whack off and i did that for about 5 seconds and felt humiliated so i crawled on top of her and said, we're doing it, im really horny, so she let me in and then started the bang bang bang bang bang again but i just endured it even though my penis hurt like fuck, my dick was so numb that I just couldn't cum and I couldn't believe that her vagina could endure so much, we were going so fucking hard for almost half an hour, then I actually collapsed on top of her when I couldn't take it any more and started to sleep, so she woke me up and told me to get off.

Now my penis hurts like nothing you could ever imagine and i'm walking around like an old lady because of my back.

Whats the worst sex you ever had?

 

In the middle of the night, in the woods, in the rain, doggy style.

 

sounds like she'd been watching too much pron and not fucking enough...

 

haha...ive had worse, but i had a fucking moron start pounding like a fucking jackhammer too. no rhythm, just pounding guts...it was going nowhere so i was just like 'uh...may i be excused?' ugh.

 

ha ha, i think thats true, I forgot to mention that she asked if I wanted her to tie me up. I hate that crap, I like normal sex, with 2 or 3 people, uh is that a contradiction?

And I think other people would have much worse sex stories than mine, come on I want to hear, it might make me feel better!

 

I had been talking to this girl on AOL for about 3 months. She loved to brag that she gave the best oral on the planet (something I also contend). So one afternoon she pops online and says it's time for a showdown. She came to my house and I went down on her for about an hour and she was very appreciative. When it was her turn, it was almost immediately painful. I mean, not normal, slight scraping painful, shich I like, but mouth full of broken glass painful. I made her stop and told her why and she got mad. While she was yelling at me I saw why. Her teeth were decayed down to sharp little shards, like shark's teeth.

Ow.

 

never had a bad encounter, weired yes, extreme yes, but never bad.
Although a drug dealer did offer me his 14 year old daughter once, lets just say i left with no drugs, and he was left with fewer teeth.

 

If i had a penis i'm sure mine would be hurting in sympathy

I guess some like it rough but the unknown is what you get when you sleep with someone you don't know unfortunetely for your "matey"

Just ice it and find a nice girl to help you feel better. Or, have a decent convo with the next girl and slip in (no pun) that you like it at a medium pace, or however. Spontaneity it great but sometimes it does pay to discuss likes and dislikes.

 

I have nothing even close. the moose fuck made me feel your pain.
the sharks teeth GOD FUCKING NO! That made me ill.

 

Wow, you guys have been through some bad experiences! I've not really had too many bad ones, but my first time was shit. The guy was incredibly nervous which resulted in him having a little trouble, erection-wise. It was sloppy and embaressing and I was glad when it was over. But other than that, I've been lucky when I get lucky.

 

I've always believed that from a males point of view, that there is no such thing as bad sex. There is good and there is great, but man that experience sounds pretty shitty. I feel you pain.

 

The second guy I was with could not under any circumstances keep it up. It did wonders for my self-esteem, let me tell ya *dripping with sarcasm*. But anyway, I think the first time we were together takes the prize of the worst I've ever had. He lived an hour away, so when he got to visit me, our only sanctuary was behind some cliffs on the beach by the lake. It was early January, so it was freezing, and consequently, we had to stay in his truck instead of venturing outside.

So, we were making out (he was great at that) and we decided to go for it, so after another venture out to get condoms from a convenience store in town, we went back to the lake, and he was ready. Apparently I wasn't near ready enough. We tried from several different angles (I suppose as many as you can with a guy who is 6'2" in the cab of a tiny Ford Explorer), then decided it would be best for him to just sit in the seat and let me get on top. Oh my god, he nearly ripped me apart (he was much bigger than my first and like I said, I wasn't nearly ready enough). Even though he was on bottom, he was the one doing all the moving (like there was much room in there to move at all), then he just stopped and more or less, fell out. And nothing we did fixed it.

I guess afterwards was nice, though, because he played with me for a little while (also something he wasn't bad at), and then we sat in his truck, completely naked, and talked for ages. Hehe. I dunno...I suppose I can consider myself lucky, cuz that wasn't really that bad.

 

The worst sex I ever had is a toss up between me being almost close to my first orgasm ever and him telling me I was too loud and to be quite, a time where a guy came in like 30 seconds and another time where a guy was being ridiculously forcefull with wanting me to be on top and telling me that I wasn't 'fucking him right, was lazy in bed and that's why i couldn't come because he had made almost every other woman he was with come so it had to be my problem'...hah I sriously contemplated faking but didn't want to give him the satisfaction of thinking I came and he gave me my first so I just rolled over and tried to sleep.

 

Quite rite to lynsey.

 

The worst sex I have ever had is with my husband. Its been 2 years since we have had sex (been married 7yrs) but when we use to have sex I would just dread it. He is totally an 'Amish Fuck" He never gets totally hard , lasts about 2 min's and would never dream of doing any other position then missionary. Oral sex is out of the question. He has never given me oral and has flat out refused.


Sex with him is like finding out your checking account is overdrawn.

 

Yet you love him anyway? Why are you bitching in such anger then. It's not healthy to have such a love/hate relationship you know. It sounds completely stressful

 

heey, sugar. Settle, I don't think she ever really insulted him. She was just being honest about the fact that he's a bad fuck.

uhhhh sex is not like pizza, its either really really good, or god awfully disturbing

 

Maybe she didn't insult him to his face, but if any person with any feelings at all, heard their partner say such things, they'd be offended.

 

If they havent had sex for two years i think hes pretty clear on the fact that hes a bad fuck

I dont know tho

 

Man, you must really not pay much attention to YBH's posts, then. Her husband is an asshole. The guy in her siggy isn't her hubby (I'm pretty sure), he's someone who treats her waaaaay better.