The worst name imaginable for a cat...

Discussion in 'Pets and Animals' started by Coz the Shroom, Jul 27, 2023.

  1. Coz the Shroom

    Coz the Shroom Members

    Messages:
    184
    Likes Received:
    67
    Blowjob.
    "What's your cat's name?"
    "blowjob."
    "uh... what? with those sharp teeth and that raspy tongue?"
    "that's right, and don't you ever forget it! now can I borrow some cat food for blowjob or are you gonna make me go to the store for that?"
    "for what?"
    "for blowjob."
    "you monster."
     
    Coz the Shroom, Jul 27, 2023
    #1
    Toker and ~Zen~ like this.
  3. Twogigahz

    Twogigahz Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,608
    Likes Received:
    6,607
    My cat thinks her first name is dammit.
     
    Twogigahz, Jul 27, 2023
    #2
    porno_lurker, Toker, thepapasmurph and 1 other person like this.
  5. Coz the Shroom

    Coz the Shroom Members

    Messages:
    184
    Likes Received:
    67
    :smile::grinning:
     
    Coz the Shroom, Jul 27, 2023
    #3
  7. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    11,962
    Likes Received:
    12,322
    It's better than giving that name to a dog. "Blowjob! Come here Blowjob!"

    [​IMG]
     
    newo, Jul 28, 2023
    #4
  9. Twogigahz

    Twogigahz Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,608
    Likes Received:
    6,607
    Sounds like me on a typical Friday night.
     
    Twogigahz, Jul 28, 2023
    #5
    Toker likes this.
  11. burmashave

    burmashave Members

    Messages:
    26
    Likes Received:
    24
    Stay
     
    burmashave, May 4, 2024
    #6
  13. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

    Messages:
    6,634
    Likes Received:
    5,449
    Some years ago, a guy online (not HF), kept pestering Jane for a pussey picture.
    Before she would agree, she strung him along for about 2 weeks, making him head all his replies "From the perverted pathetic idiot", among other things.
    Finally, after he assured about 20 times that he would not share the picture, she finally gave in.




    ...................... upload_2024-5-5_14-27-19.jpeg
    Stroke me very gently...... One wrong move and I will claw your junk to shreds
     
    wilsjane, May 5, 2024
    #7
    Toker and ~Zen~ like this.
  15. ~Zen~

    ~Zen~ California Tripper Administrator

    Messages:
    13,889
    Likes Received:
    18,751
    I would think FIDO is the worst name for a cat!
     
    ~Zen~, May 6, 2024
    #8
    Native Vee likes this.
  17. Native Vee

    Native Vee Members

    Messages:
    633
    Likes Received:
    403
    Worst name: Blah :D
     
    Native Vee, May 8, 2024
    #9
    ~Zen~ likes this.
  19. Toker

    Toker Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    1,228
    Likes Received:
    1,429
    Dinner.
     
    Toker, May 10, 2024
    #10
    Native Vee likes this.
  21. Kama'aina

    Kama'aina Members

    Messages:
    340
    Likes Received:
    390
    Time to wok the cat?
     
    Kama'aina, Oct 5, 2024
    #11
  23. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    Messages:
    9,357
    Likes Received:
    1,665
    Looks like you broke your promise to her then.
     
    newbie-one, Oct 5, 2024
    #12

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Accept Learn More...
    Dismiss Notice