The Worst Advice You Ever Heard?

Discussion in 'True Love' started by The Phantom, Jan 21, 2009.

  1. The Phantom

    The Phantom Member

    There are many theories about love...but some of them are just down right ridiculous.

    For me, it was when someone told me love was just a man's way to do a chick. Swear to god, I'm not lying. So, with that being said...

    What's the worst love-related advice you ever heard?
     
  2. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

    "let them go and if they come back it means it's love"

    Usually, it means their stalkers
     
  3. Funkateer

    Funkateer To swing on the spiral

    or their sex addicts who cannot find any that night ;)

    Worst advice I ever heard...
    Always let the lady have her way
     
  4. MunaJadida

    MunaJadida Member

    "Don't use tampons, because you'll 'bust your cherry' and your husband won't think you're a virgin on your wedding night!" - My mom the psycho

    I started using tampons when I was 16 and lost my virginity at 18 . I didn't bleed, but he seemed to have no trouble believing me when I told him I was a virgin. He also didn't seem to mind on our wedding night a year later tlhat I wasn't a virgin any longer. My mom was obsessed with me and my sister avoiding any activity which might possibly injure our hymen because it's oh-so-important that your husband know that you're a virgin on your wedding night (because you're definitely not having sex before marriage now are you!).

    This is more sex advice than love advice, but according to Mom, if you're not a virgin or you lie about it, your husband suddenly won't love you any more.
     
  5. marysoul

    marysoul Member

    If you have sex on a boat at sunrise on the 2nd monday of the year you won't get pregnant.Some dude told me this one.
     
  6. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

    "find someone like him"


    that just makes it worse...
     
  7. Pretty much any advice given on a forum. :D

    The default answer to any relationship problem from online people is almost always 'leave him' or 'dump that bitch'
     
  8. sophieclair

    sophieclair Senior Member

    "All men cheat its just their nature."

    Like thats supposed to make it ok for a guy to cheat.

    "there is more fish in the sea."

    Most people just want to stick with one fish.
     
  9. marysoul

    marysoul Member

    :)You're not really a band geek til you've had sex in the band hall.(i get love and sex mixed up sometimes!)

    In that case I'm a band geek:)
    Dont you judge me!:)
     
  10. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy


    hahaha i would have to agree with you
     
  11. "Sometimes these things just happen"

    If you get that indirect advice/bogus objectivity, start contemplating making an exit.
     
  12. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    buddy of mine thought until i told him otherwise that if you pack your cigarettes to the 6th line, the gas station gives you a free pack. this has nothing to do with relationships and whatnot, just thought it was funny.
     
  13. "You can't be a lesbian because a woman must marry a man"

    I am SO gay! :)
     

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