The Wedding of Katie and Ashley

Hear ye hear ye
You are all invited to the marrying of myself and Katie right here on the hipforums. Chuck is to marry us and I'm volunteering George as the wedding singer. Yeah, its young, but we won't have to worry about teen pregnancy!

 

what's that? did i just hear somebody say that Marie is a bridesmaid? lol

 

When is the date? I must prepare now!

 

No... but I did hear somebody say Mary is a bridesmaid... but who's brides maid? Why, we're both brides!

 

Oh! I'm delighted! I'm getting married to a lovely bride... My dream come true!

Damn, we should go buy dresses. And cake... where's the honeymoon?

 

Oh but of course, 'twas Mary, not Marie. I suppose I will be Ashley's bridesmaid considering I've witnessed your child molester face... although that has nothing to do with getting married.

Ashley, you should wear the dress Mrs Freake has in the art room! lol It would be like no other wedding gown.

 

The honeymoon can be in my basement, if you like (free) big rooms that have an unending smell of marijuana and nag champa.
And Oliver and Judy could get meet as well, and make many guitar babies!

 

Don't worry about the dresses honey, Mrs. Freake has got those all taken care of (if you only knew!)

And I think Georges idea for the honeymoon is quite nice.

 

Cake? SWEET.

 

Sorry, that was Chucks idea, I'm just so flabbergasted with wedding anxiety that my seeing has gone bad! *goes to see Jewish child molesting optometrist*

 

I think you all should go naked for your dresses

 

lol jebas.

 

Chuck, thats brilliant, under one condition... everybody goes naked and if you refuse you have to dress up like a pear named Owen, isn't that right Mary!

 

Well shit, I'm already dressed then






Not really

 

Yay! I get to dress up as Owen! Finally, a good excuse to dress up like a pear! Uh... I mean!

 

Guitar babies! I have to warn you though... I think Oliver has a problem with premature ejaculations.

 

Which means babies are guaranteed!

 

You should wear straw.

 

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Or coconuts bras and straw dresses.